Top 945 Uncle Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I broke my uncle's toy as a kid and never told him about it.

My uncle and my grandfather both worked in the Brooklyn Navy Yard.

Being an uncle brings me utter joy.

I have an uncle in Jamaica who's an OG producer/songwriter over there, Mikey Bennett.

Richard Cromwell was not fit to wear the mantle of his uncle.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.

My dad, my uncle and my whole family loves football.

I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force.

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.

As a child singer, I never sang a single track for my father or uncle.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Someday you will know that the heart is not always as wise as it is strong. - Uncle Eddie

I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays.

Uncle Fester brought me back with the young group. He was very 'in' with the teens.

George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons.

Jello's Biafra kind of like my weird, retarded uncle. He's part of the family.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

I used to sing songs and write with my uncle, Bill Owens.

My great uncle fought in WWI. His stories fascinated me.

I have an uncle who lived to 101, and my father died at 95, so I have a second career ahead of me.

Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!

My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher.

My uncle used to love me, but she died.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can.

My uncle has a VHS collection of over 20,000 films.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I developed the habit of writing novels behind a closed door, or at my uncle's, on the dining table.

It's healthy to say uncle when your bone's about to break.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

I'm not an Uncle Tom. . .. I'm going to be here for 40 years. For those who don't like it, get over it.

My uncle used to take me out at night shooting rabbits.

My father had put these things on the table. I looked at him standing by the sink. He was washing his hands, splashing water on his face. My mamma left us. My brother, too. And now my feckless, reckless uncle had as well. My pa stayed, though. My pa always stayed. I looked at him. And saw the sweat stains on his shirt. And his big, scarred hands. And his dirty, weary face. I remembered how, lying in my bed a few nights before, I had looked forward to showing him my uncle's money. To telling him I was leaving. And I was so ashamed.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

I see my uncle as an idol, someone I have always looked up to as a footballer.

My grandparents met each other in amateur theatre. My uncle is an actor.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

My daddy was a minister, my grandfather was a voodoo priest, my uncle was a mason; I was raised with a lot of studies.

I have six siblings but grew up an only child. I was adopted by my aunt and uncle.

And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

No family is complete without an embarrassing uncle.

I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it.

I learned from my uncle that jazz, like symphony music, was built to last.

You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.

My uncle is a mechanic, and I wish I had paid more attention, but I never did.

If you're not a parent, if you're an aunt or uncle or neighbor, books are an amazing gift.

I grew up watching and learning from the ultimate partnership, and that is of my father and late uncle.

My paternal uncle and aunt have jobs, and they are the ones who feed the family with a regular income.

My uncle was a second father to me. I spent most of my childhood with him.

When I was born, I was given to my uncle and aunt to raise as their kid because they couldn't have kids.

Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake

However, the daily life of the slaves in the South, as observed by many travelers, was obscured for all time by the relentless promotion of a single book, Harriet Beecher Stowe's "Uncle Tom's Cabin." Even today, any black who dares to say that perhaps we are not as badly off as our brethren in the jungles of Africa is hooted down as an "Uncle Tom." [...] It was no accident that Harriet Beecher Stowe's book became the greatest best seller of its time - it was tirelessly promoted throughout the entire nation, in the most successful book promotion campaign in our history.

I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece.

The only TV show that I've been in that my uncle gives me recognition for is 'Doctor Who.'

My father has his master's degree. My uncle does as well.

When I was kid, my uncle had a grocery store. I remember the smell of the sawdust on the floor.