Top 115 Undertaker Quotes & Sayings

That would be a dream match for me to see Finn Balor versus The Undertaker.

The Undertaker's theme isn't really a single, but in terms of eerie music, you can't beat it.

She who pays the undertaker calls the tune.

The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker.

Being the first guy to wrestle The Undertaker at WrestleMania was great.

Leaving was tough because it got to a point where - I was dealing with so much, mostly being Undertaker's girlfriend while I was on TV. There was even a writer who threw the papers up one day and said, 'Why don't we just call it the Michelle McCool and Undertaker show.'

To wear long faces, just as if our Maker, The God of goodness, was an undertaker.

I will claim the soul of The Undertaker

No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker.

WWE was looking for an opponent for The Undertaker. They needed someone for an upcoming pay-per-view. I was supposed to be just one and done.

My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.

I've never been in the ring with The Undertaker.

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

Everybody in this business has lost. Undertaker's lost at WrestleMania, and that was never supposed to happen, but it did.

Being part of 'Raw 1000' in the same ring with Undertaker and Kane leading an army of young hungry wrestlers was amazing.

The old-school Undertaker is my legacy. It's probably what I'm going to be remembered for.

You have to constantly change and evolve because people get bored. Look at The Undertaker: he's evolved so many times.

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.

Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.

If you look at guys like Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and Undertaker, the reason why they are around so long is because they keep things interesting, and hopefully, I have been able to do it as well.

Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies?

Undertaker was always a leader in the dressing room, always a man's man. No one ever doubted what he said because his word was good. He was a guy that set the dressing room standard. If you had an issue or personal problem, you could go to Undertaker and he would help you.

They have passed the big inheritance tax, and that gets you when you are gone. You used to could die and be able to beat taxes, but not now. The undertaker don't go over your body as carefully as the assessor does your accumilated assets, and he gets his before the undertaker. They have it on these big fortunes now where they pay as high as 60 to 70 percent of what they leave. That's mighty expensive dying when it runs into money like that, and you won't see 'em dropping off as casually as they have been.

Undertaker is another guy when he's around, I try to talk to him as much as possible. Yeah, but a lot of people are kind of intimidated by him. He's The Undertaker!

The Undertaker's beaten me down pretty bad quite a few times.

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

When I was very first getting into wrestling, the Undertaker was my favorite.

Getting to work with The Undertaker right off the bat was a tremendous opportunity. It was an opportunity to be a career-maker, and fortunately, I was able to take advantage of that.

The Undertaker stood up for what was right. He earned everything he got.

The legacy that The Undertaker has had, I can't even put into words. He changed the landscape.

Obviously, winning the World Heavyweight Championship was a memorable moment, but nothing tops the feeling of defeating the Undertaker.

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.

It's hard because it doesn't matter what you do, most people still identify me as Undertaker's wife.

The only time I had an ego is I when wanted to have a reverse Undertaker record at WrestleMania, and they messed it up!

I want to work with guys like Rey Mysterio, The Undertaker, Edge and have good feuds and do entertaining stuff, and I know I'm capable of it.

When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker.

You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in.

When I was first in the locker room with The Undertaker and John Cena it was very strange. But it gets to a point that these are going to be guys you are working with you get over that pretty quickly. You can't be star struck.

BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker.

Undertaker, right up until his last day, was working full time constantly, even when he was beat up, had fire in his eyes. If he couldn't walk, he was flying around, and he was The Undertaker in every way. That was such an inspiration.

If they would have introduced me as someone who is basically The Undertaker's boss, it would have fell flat. I'm 200 pounds and I'm 5'10", so it certainly would have been difficult to take me seriously as someone who is intimidating The Undertaker.

Undertaker certainly is a cornerstone of WWE, and just as I say to myself that I really would have liked to been able to get to know and certainly get in the ring with Andre the Giant, just because of all the respect and folklore that went around with Andre, I think The Undertaker has that same sort of respect and folklore around him.

My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania!

I was a big fan of Bret Hart growing up, and Shawn Michaels, the Undertaker, Triple H. I've probably drawn from them when I was younger.

The air is like a draught of wine. The undertaker cleans his sign, The Hull express goes off the line, When it's raspberry time in Runcorn.

One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker!

If you're going to learn about entrances from anyone, you might learn from the Undertaker.

Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, Shawn Michales... the list goes on and on of great guys who made WrestleMania what it is.

Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Who would have thought that Shane McMahon would have any kind of a chance versus Undertaker?

I've got issues with The Undertaker, I'd love to take The Undertaker out.

apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get.

Undertaker, for almost as long as many of us have been watching WWE, he's been part of it.

I'd like the chance to stand in the ring and punch the Undertaker in the face.

Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave