Top 394 Underwear Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on December 18, 2024.
What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
My men's-underwear print ads are very popular!
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.
I don't iron my underwear and socks, but I like things to be organised.
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.
Journalists are out to trap me with my underwear showing.
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church.
Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.
Operating systems are like underwear — nobody really wants to look at them.
I've never had underwear of any kind, anything that you have to wash.
I took home the pattapatti underwear that I wore in 'Paruthiveeran' for nostalgia's sake.
For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended.
I'm into cotton underwear. I don”t need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.
I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time.
I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.
I have no superstitions. I don't have to have a Sunday outfit. I don't have socks or underwear I have to wear.
Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.
I like to promote fitness by walking around home in my underwear.
For me, it feels empowering to walk down a runway in my underwear!
On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.
Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire.
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.
Everybody asks me what it was like to be in my underwear for my network television debut.
I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.
Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.
I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.
I've found that if you have big thighs, as I do, long underwear will not ride up.
A Museum of fetishes would give special attention to the history of underwear.
I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!
Mom always told us to wear pretty, matching underwear.
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.
A novelist is someone who sits around the house all day in his underwear, trying not to smoke.
I was wishing I'd bought some of that Camp Half Blood orange thermal underwear..." ?!?!
Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.
So...your name means Mr.Underwear." -Frank
If I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
I collect underwear from my travels. Lace, lingerie, bodysuits... they're like souvenirs.
Today I decided to sing in my underwear! No one seemed to mind! #loveyoufromtheinsideout. #artforfreedom
Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!
Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.
I'm a private person, and I don't want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It's creepy!
Every girl loves posing in her underwear. It's always fun to do that.
What's this about flashing underwear?" says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. "Whatever it is, I'm in.
I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora
I've still got the same attitude I had when I started. I haven't changed anything but my underwear.
My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.
What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades's underwear?
I've been wearing the same brand of underwear since I was a baby.
I'm pretty comfortable stripping down to my underwear, as long as there's respect around me.
