Top 132 Unicorn Quotes & Sayings

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view

Unicorns are not to be forgiven." The magician felt himself growing giddy with jealousy, not only of the touch but of something like a secret that was moving between Molly and the unicorn. "Unicorns are for beginnings," he said, "for innocence and purity, for newness. Unicorns are for young girls." Molly was stroking the unicorn's throat as timidly as though she were blind. She dried her grimy tears on the white mane. "You don't know much about unicorns," she said.

The mist hung in the air like a prancing unicorn.

When life backs you into a corner and offers you no escape, when your friends, your lover, and your family abandon you, when you're at the end of your rope, panicked, alone, and losing your mind, you know you'd give anything to make your problems go away. Then, desperate and eager, you will come to Unicorn Lane, seeking salvation in its magics and secrets. You'll do anything, pay any price. Unicorn Lane will take you in, shroud you in its power, fix your problems, and exact its price. And then you will learn what 'anything' really means.

Are you sure this is a good idea?' whispered the unicorn. 'No,' said Rupert. 'But it's our best chance to find a dragon.' 'Frankly, that doesn't strike me as such a hot idea either,' muttered the unicorn.

A truly wise man does not play leapfrog with a unicorn.

I had My Little Ponies. I was obsessed with the idea of a creature that was born with something magical that sort of made them the misfit in the world of the stallion. I’m actually quite obsessed with unicorns. They are in essence a mythical creature. The unicorn is born magical and it’s not the unicorn’s fault and it doesn’t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it can’t help that it was born with that magic.

Be realistic with your expectations. I'd really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it aint going to happen.

Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any

There is very little diversity among founders in the Unicorn Club.

My hair is purple, and unicorns mean a lot to me. They're unique, rare, majestic, and beautiful, and I think those are some things that I embody. I wasn't always confident, and so once I gained my confidence, I was like, 'I'm a unicorn, and I don't care what anybody says.' My fans are unicorns, too. I like to call them my 'unicorn nation.'

Everyone says social media is a unicorn, but maybe it’s just a horse?

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished." -the Lady Amalthea, from The Last Unicorn

The lost unicorn is in our presence!!

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I would compete in unicorn back riding! Why? Because we are from the same fairytale.

Everybody can rock a bikini, swimsuit, unicorn onesie... whatever floats your boat. If you wear it with confidence, you will look hot.

The unicorn is a mythical beast.

Is there a God? Who knows? Is there an angry unicorn on the dark side of the moon?

History suggests the 2010s will give rise to a super-unicorn or two that reflect the key tech wave of the decade, the mobile web.

I played with different words like 'home run,' 'megahit,' and they just all sounded kind of 'blah.' So I put in 'unicorn' because they are - these are very rare companies in the sense that there are thousands of startups in tech every year, and only a handful will wind up becoming a unicorn company. They're really rare.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn.

A unicorn is a mythical creature that you've never seen before. And a unicorn player, he makes plays and does stuff you've never seen before.

The only better thing than a unicorn, is a gay unicorn.

...no place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

I'm a unicorn in the world of journalism; I've stayed in the same mid-sized city, and that staying has allowed me to write two deeply-reported books.

What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?

What use is wizardry if it cannot save a Unicorn?

I work with tiny companies, so I don't really live in unicorn world, to be honest.

Poetry is news brought to the mountains by a unicorn and an echo.

...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.

There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine.

Logic must no more admit a unicorn than zoology can.

I believe I'm a unicorn. Unicorns are very magical and powerful and strong.

My emoji vocabulary is pretty limited to, like, the smiling poop and the rainbow and a unicorn or something.

Don't you love it that Prince doesn't use Twitter? Don't you think he's somewhere on a unicorn?

The pace of change in marketing and the marketplace continues to accelerate. Unicorn companies are challenging long-established brands, and categories are being re-imagined.

So wary as to disappear for centuries and reappear but never caught, the unicorn has been preserved by an unmatched device wrought like the work of expert blacksmiths.

At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps kids still for a minute.

Have you seen a unicorn in the woods?" "I imagine that's next," Jared muttered. "Right," said Holly. "Well. If the unicorn is pink, about two feet tall, with a sparkly mane, we'll know my imaginary friend is real too.

The rainbow in place of the unicorn? Why didn't God just restore the unicorn? We animals would have been happier with that, instead of a big hint in the sky about God's magnanimity every time it stopped raining.

A 7-footer who hits a step-back jumper - that's a pretty unicorn-like thing. Or someone who blocks a shot off the top of the backboard, pushes it in transition, and finds a shooter in the corner - that's pretty unicorn-like.

That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one

Would you believe it's harder to find a virgin than a unicorn in New York?

Advice to Young Poets Never pretend to be a unicorn by sticking a plunger on your head.

I want to ride a unicorn.

Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town.

A unicorn is a community that's positively impacted the lives of a billion people.

God himself must needs be traduced, if there is no unicorn in the world.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

I didn't love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin' unicorn.

I know that meeting a black woman with a love for hockey is a bit like stumbling upon a unicorn in the woods... or a unicorn anywhere. I'm sure it'd be just as surreal finding a unicorn in downtown Chicago. But here I am.

What about me?” Frances asked. “The butler,” Harriet replied without even a second of hesitation. Frances’s mouth immediately opened to protest. “No, no,” Harriet said. “It’s the best role, I promise. You get to do everything.” “Except be a unicorn,” Daniel murmured. Frances tilted her head to the side with a resigned expression. “The next play,” Harriet finally gave in. “I shall find a way to include a unicorn in the one I’m working on right now.” Frances pumped both fists in the air. “Huzzah!

It is no shame to lose to me, mortal. Even among mythical creatures there are very few who can give a unicorn a good game.

A legend - now I am like a unicorn.

There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time.