Top 1200 Valentine Love Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Valentine's Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original?

You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?

It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.

Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer.

'Blue Valentine' was a really sad movie, but I loved the moments when they're discovering each other for the first time.

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

'Neil Young Heart of Gold', that was a valentine to Nashville and country music in the Grand Ole Opry tradition and Hank Williams.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

Simon to die. Jace to live. Jonathon to retune. And you Valentine's daughter, to be the catalist of it all.

My first Valentine gift was a cute little pup gifted to me by my family, which I had always wished for.

Valentine's Day itself, like most holidays in the modern era, has been heavily influenced by commercialism that focuses on the appeal of romantic fantasies.

When I was in the seventh grade, I had a girlfriend. I used to save up some of my pocket money to get her gifts on Valentine's Day.

If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.

It was like a bad movie except he didn’t actually twirl his mustache.” -Jace to Maryse about Valentine, pg.122-

Darling, replied Valentine, has not the count just told us that all human wisdom was contained in these two words,- "Wait and hope"?

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.

In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine.

Shirley Valentine is a beautiful character and so well written. What Shirley speaks and thinks is so logical

I had to keep reminding myself in 'Blue Valentine' that I was actually making a film.

I just think Valentine's Day is a day to really appreciate the person you love, no matter who it is, and to spend time with them. I don't think it's all about fancy presents or whatever. I think it's about spending that quality time with that special person.

Valentine's Day isn't always as much fun as many of us would like.

I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween.

There is a sign in the heavens Another light in the darkness A better time is beginning There is a fire star coming I see the mark of the ice bear In the tears of the dragon And you'd better start wishing There is a fire star coming Stay with me, my love...... ....Until the stars have blinked their last Wherever on this earth you walk He will arouse, excite, inspire, My Valentine, my one dark fire.

Consider it a race to see who kills you first, Daylighter-Valentine, the other Downworlders, or the Clave.

Idealizing the reality of past romances won't do you any favors as you face Valentine's Day alone.

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing.

The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience.

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny.

In 2nd grade, a girl who was a friend of mine gave me a homemade valentine. Like, a real, handwritten one!

She learned her hands in a fairy-tale, And her mouth on a valentine.

My friend, why should you wish to shorten my life by taking from me my shadow? (To photographer Dr. Valentine T. McGillycuddy.)

January is the best time of year for gym owners. You all come. It's great! And then, by Valentine's Day, you're not coming in anymore.

Every Valentine's Day, the student council sponsered a holiday fundraiser by selling roses that would be delievered in class. The roses came in four colors:white, yellow, red, pink, and the subtleties of thier meaning were parsed and analyzed by the female population to no end. Mimi had always understood it thus:white for love, yellow for friendship, red for passion, and pink for a secret crush.

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their boyfriends neglect or forget it.

Shirley Valentine is a beautiful character and so well written. What Shirley speaks and thinks is so logical.

Every Valentine's Day growing up, my dad would give me a strawberry cream-filled chocolate heart from Russell Stover.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o'clock news.

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.

I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves.

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?

What compels the Hindu right's volcanic reaction to Valentine's Day? Some of its members have protested that the holiday is the product of a 'rotten imported culture' from the West.

Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.

'Blue Valentine,' Derek Cianfrance's emotional gunslinger of a film, tears into the topic of moribund marriages with an honesty that's hard to come by in Hollywood these days.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

Valentine's day has been reduced to a marketing gimmick. Buying diamonds for your beloved has no appeal for me.

I don't find these technical things like flowers and chocolates romantic at all. I think Valentine's Day makes no sense.

You have a dark heart in you, Valentine’s daughter,” he said. “You just won’t admit it. And if you want Jace, you had better accept it. Because he belongs to me now.

There's no better way to treat your Valentine then with a delicious meal.

The best thing about Valentine's Day is that if you don't have a lover, you badly remember to get one!

The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.

Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me.

I enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. It's a nice way to say you're thinking about your family, someone special, or dear friends.