Top 349 Valentine Morgenstern Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 14, 2025.
Consider it a race to see who kills you first, Daylighter-Valentine, the other Downworlders, or the Clave.
We celebrate Valentine Day, but no one remembers Bhagat Singh birth anniversary.
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer.
Never sign a valentine with your own name.
To me, Valentine's Day is not merely limited to a lover but speaks of universal love.
Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith.
Valentine's day has been reduced to a marketing gimmick. Buying diamonds for your beloved has no appeal for me.
In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.
Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me.
My first Valentine gift was a cute little pup gifted to me by my family, which I had always wished for.
In 2nd grade, a girl who was a friend of mine gave me a homemade valentine. Like, a real, handwritten one!
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.
I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing.
'Blue Valentine' was a really sad movie, but I loved the moments when they're discovering each other for the first time.
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
There's no better way to treat your Valentine then with a delicious meal.
I love flowers, even on normal days, so they are a must-have on Valentine's. Ditto for chocolates.
Valentine's Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original?
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
I don't know if there are many misconceptions. One is that my birthday is on Valentine's Day. It's on 7 June.
Bullet for My Valentine, we're bros. We've been in the trenches with those guys.
Hate is nothing when weighed against survival. (Valentine)
I had to keep reminding myself in 'Blue Valentine' that I was actually making a film.
I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
January is the best time of year for gym owners. You all come. It's great! And then, by Valentine's Day, you're not coming in anymore.
I'm not soppy-romantic. I don't buy Valentine's cards or any of that cheesy crap.
Simon to die. Jace to live. Jonathon to retune. And you Valentine's daughter, to be the catalist of it all.
It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.
The best thing about Valentine's Day is that if you don't have a lover, you badly remember to get one!
Valentine's Day isn't always as much fun as many of us would like.
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine.
Idealizing the reality of past romances won't do you any favors as you face Valentine's Day alone.
At 14 and 15, I used to listen to Tito Puente, Dave Valentine and everything that was happening with American jazz. I love it.
I think careful cooking is love, don't you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who's close to you is about as nice a valentine as you can give.
My friend, why should you wish to shorten my life by taking from me my shadow? (To photographer Dr. Valentine T. McGillycuddy.)
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.
I would like to see another Johnny Valentine.
It doesn`t matter if you have a valentine or not - just love yourself and be your own.
If you love yourself first, you will find your Valentine much quicker!
You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.
The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience.
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.
I don't find these technical things like flowers and chocolates romantic at all. I think Valentine's Day makes no sense.
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny.
Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.
I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween.
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
I have second thoughts. Maybe God is malicious.
Told to Valentine Bargmann.
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves.
