Top 342 Valentine Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on December 25, 2024.
I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing.
Valentine's Day isn't always as much fun as many of us would like.
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.
The best thing about Valentine's Day is that if you don't have a lover, you badly remember to get one!
Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith.
You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
January is the best time of year for gym owners. You all come. It's great! And then, by Valentine's Day, you're not coming in anymore.
My first Valentine gift was a cute little pup gifted to me by my family, which I had always wished for.
'Blue Valentine' was a really sad movie, but I loved the moments when they're discovering each other for the first time.
I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves.
I think careful cooking is love, don't you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who's close to you is about as nice a valentine as you can give.
My friend, why should you wish to shorten my life by taking from me my shadow? (To photographer Dr. Valentine T. McGillycuddy.)
I had to keep reminding myself in 'Blue Valentine' that I was actually making a film.
I don't find these technical things like flowers and chocolates romantic at all. I think Valentine's Day makes no sense.
Valentine's day has been reduced to a marketing gimmick. Buying diamonds for your beloved has no appeal for me.
'Neil Young Heart of Gold', that was a valentine to Nashville and country music in the Grand Ole Opry tradition and Hank Williams.
Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer.
It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.
I enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. It's a nice way to say you're thinking about your family, someone special, or dear friends.
I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween.
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.
I'm not soppy-romantic. I don't buy Valentine's cards or any of that cheesy crap.
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me.
If you love yourself first, you will find your Valentine much quicker!
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
I love flowers, even on normal days, so they are a must-have on Valentine's. Ditto for chocolates.
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience.
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
Darling, replied Valentine, has not the count just told us that all human wisdom was contained in these two words,- "Wait and hope"?
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny.
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine.
It was like a bad movie except he didn’t actually twirl his mustache.” -Jace to Maryse about Valentine, pg.122-
I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
I don't know if there are many misconceptions. One is that my birthday is on Valentine's Day. It's on 7 June.
We celebrate Valentine Day, but no one remembers Bhagat Singh birth anniversary.
There's no better way to treat your Valentine then with a delicious meal.
Consider it a race to see who kills you first, Daylighter-Valentine, the other Downworlders, or the Clave.
In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.
Simon to die. Jace to live. Jonathon to retune. And you Valentine's daughter, to be the catalist of it all.
At 14 and 15, I used to listen to Tito Puente, Dave Valentine and everything that was happening with American jazz. I love it.
In 2nd grade, a girl who was a friend of mine gave me a homemade valentine. Like, a real, handwritten one!
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.
Idealizing the reality of past romances won't do you any favors as you face Valentine's Day alone.
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
I have second thoughts. Maybe God is malicious.
Told to Valentine Bargmann.
Valentine's Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original?
To me, Valentine's Day is not merely limited to a lover but speaks of universal love.
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.