Top 1200 Very Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid.

It was unnerving, the way she could go from cool efficiency to sarcastic to sweet within the space of thirty seconds. I found it very manipulative and controlling. It put the other person constantly on-guard. And it was extremely intimidating because you never knew when she was going to snap. I made a mental note to refine these skills within myself.

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

My mother, father and brothers (I was the youngest of three boys), were all very sarcastic and we were a complete Irish-Catholic family. We didn't talk about our feelings ever, and if we did, we were yelling about them - there was no in-between. That's just carried over so many ways in my life and sabotaged relationships, sabotaged creative stuff.

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

I like a guy who's sarcastic, serious, sensitive - even just silent. But you have to do it at the right times. That's sexy. To me, it reflects intelligence.

When I stepped into the industry, I was dealt this bizarre persona of being this sarcastic fashionista 'it girl' who is friends with loads of celebrities. That couldn't be further from the truth.

Twitter is just full of silly little people enjoying being sarcastic and rude and mocking.

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.

I suddenly thought about being backstage, and I think it shocks you to meet the people you shared your bedrooms with. And a lot of them either take themselves too seriously or don't know how to take themselves at all. But I wanted to be aware in a very sarcastic way that every song I've written has probably been written about 12-16 times before. And doing that makes it very hard for me to accept serious singer-songwriters in the world, the up-and-comers, the ones who are out there who let that define their every move, who live and die and breathe for it. It's a bit of a tragedy, I think.

I try not to be one particular type of comedian - I try to be foolish, and silly, and surreal, and quite angry and sarcastic and dry.

For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness of hippies.

The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.

Barack Obama is pretty similar to the person you see in public, at press conferences. He's a little saltier, a little more sarcastic and cutting.

You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer.

I'm sort of a needler, sarcastic and sometimes relentless. It's just the way I roll.

The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time.

My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

I didn't even realize I was writing songs - I thought I was just being witty and sarcastic.

The Arabic music I listen to is extremely edgy. Ironic, sarcastic, sensual, erotic.

Yeah, I definitely tend towards dry, sarcastic British humor. I actually aspire to be British - I'm pasty white as well.

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life.

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

'Sit Here and Cry' was one of the first songs I wrote with that overdramatic sarcastic dry sense of humor, which is why the energy of the song doesn't necessarily reflect the subject matter.

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt.

I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.

Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning?

I like Australia, but every time I'm there, I feel like everybody's being sarcastic because everyone's so nice.

A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry.

People may not like what I have to say - obviously, I get the sarcastic nickname of 'Siri,' because they say I know things.

She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved.

a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.

A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243-

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more entertaining. (Kish)

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed.

Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm.

It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere.

I'm totally an East Coast person, energetic and sarcastic. I'm not a nice L.A. person.

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

The last thing I want my robot to be is sarcastic. I want them to be pragmatic and reliable - just like my dishwasher.

Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.

Happy Song' is a sarcastic open letter to the world about how we use superficial and trivial things to ignore the real problems.