Top 138 Vomit Quotes & Sayings

Defiance rose up like vomit. I swung back and yelled, "Don't ever do that again!

Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.

Repentance is the vomit of the soul.

To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.

I don't like rides. I take everything in life quite literally, and so I genuinely feel terrified on rides and liable to vomit at any moment, and I hate to vomit even more than I fear rides.

I wanted to rub the human race in its own vomit, and force it to look in the mirror.

You can't really dust for vomit.

Job-wise, I did have a moment of panic that I should have been a doctor a few years ago, but I hate when people vomit.

If I go to a movie and it's particularly violent, and people are leaving the theatre ready to vomit, we're sitting there with our popcorn just chuckling.

When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.

It turns out there's only one thing that capuchins really, really love - and that's sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it, what they'll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they'll vomit, and they'll come back and eat their body weight again. And they'll vomit. And they'll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.

I absolutely loathe the idea of doing a fragrance simply as a moneymaker. Personal brand to make money? Vomit.

I do not keep a diary. Never have. To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Once in a while it happens that I vomit up a bunny... it's not reason for one to blush and isolate oneself and to walk around keeping one's mouth shut.

Habit is the ballast that chains the dog to his vomit.

Those damn Moomins. I don't want to hear about them any more. I could vomit on the Moomintrolls.

Job-wise I did have a moment of panic that I should have been a doctor a few years ago but I hate when people vomit.

One day, in the San Francisco walk, he came upon some badly painted figures and observed that good painters imitate nature but bad ones vomit it forth.

I’m not a vomit in the club kinda girl.

being with people makes me vomit. I don't like em. I never did.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

I don't like rides. I take everything in life quite literally, and so I genuinely feel terrified on rides and liable to vomit at any moment, and I hate to vomit even more than I fear rides. So, all this to say, I don't have a favorite ride. I don't go on rides. Well, that's not true. A few years ago I had a beautiful, romantic moment on the Ferris wheel at Coney Island, known as the Wonder Wheel, and so I guess that's my favorite ride, though even that, to be frank, terrified me.

I could vomit, right this moment. I literally could vomit on cue. Yes. Here's the truth of that. We didn't have a big audience, obviously, when we made the show. Very early on, we made a decision that we were going to try to give the fans and the people that were loyal to us something that they felt was special.

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk) 2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness) 1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture) 1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color) 1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity) Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature Use liberally as needed Makes 4 to 5 cups

I'm interested in man's march into the unknown but to vomit in space is not my idea of a good time. Neither is a fiery crash with the vomit hovering over me.

I don't want to hear about them any more. I could vomit on the Moomintrolls.

I rarely find motive in bird vomit.

With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.

So you see, when war comes to one’s village, one’s doorstep, it isn’t tragic and impersonal any longer. It is just an excuse to vomit private hatred. That is why I am not a great patriot.

It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit.

This indigested vomit of the Sea,Fell to the Dutch by Just Propriety.

There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there was somebody else there to help you.

And so Harry became proficient in the task of cleaning up vomit.

My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away.

It's like some weird excuse for high school kids to vomit. It's not good. It's stupid. I'm sure that's not what St. Patrick's Day is supposed to be about, but who knows.

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

The sea, vast and wild as it is, bears thus the waste and wrecks of human art to its remotest shore. There is no telling what it may not vomit up.

I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket.

I am stuffing your mouth with your promises and watching you vomit them out upon my face.

I think there is a certain perversity in my music in that I continue, you know, to eat at the same ball of vomit year after year.

But it's all about confidence and allowing yourself to put your personality into it. I really am the worst singer on the planet; I make people cry and vomit when I sing.

Here. (Zarek) What is it? (Astrid) Arsenic and vomit. (Zarek) Really? And yet you managed to hack that up so quietly. Who knew? Thanks. I’ve never had vomit before. I’m sure it’s extra special. (Astrid)

I don't want to be in a position that could make me vomit, like air travel. I've purloined airsick bags and stuffed them everywhere, just in case I ever feel the need to throw up. I haven't vomited since 1977, but I think about it all the time. I recognize that it's irrational, but I'd rather jump out of a window than vomit.

The sky was black with vultures, named Depression. They would land on the shoulders of a prisoner and vomit on him... Even worse than the vomit from the vultures was a repulsive slime that these demons were urinating and defecating upon the Christians which they rode... However, this slime made the Christians feel so much better... they easily believed that the demons were messengers of God, and they actually thought this slime was the anointing of the Holy Spirit.

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

In the moments before a game starts my stomach turns around as if I had to vomit. Then I have to choke so violently until my eyes tear.

Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world.

I wouldn't be worried to sit next to someone with Ebola virus on the Tube as long as they don't vomit on you or something. This is an infection that requires very close contact.

When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths.

Every time I listened to Lux Radio Theatre, I wanted to vomit.

If I read the word 'problematize' one more time, I'm going to vomit.

All art is a kind of confession, more or less oblique. All artists, if they are to survive, are forced, at last, to tell the whole story, to vomit the anguish up.

When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.

Canadians, do not vomit on me!

Pain? He could handle that, no problem; it was the idea that the female he loved was suffering that made him want to either punch something or vomit in the corner.

The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit.

The man of impure speech is a person whose lips are but an opening and a supply pipe which hell uses to vomit its impurities upon the earth.