Top 1200 Wag The Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.

All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog.

Debbie Gibson and dog food. I've always dreamed of this.

I'm a dog lover - I've had them since I was younger.

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

I'm the little dog who goes the wrong way - under the hoop.

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.

If your dog should be dead, I'm gonna love you instead.

If you would wish the dog to follow you, feed him

The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.

Like a guide dog, paintings help you see.

And gold has no name, it licks the hand of anyone who has it: good dog!

Think about a dog’s ability to forgive. This to me is love.

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.

You cannot teach an old dog new tricks

And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly by means of the usual glowing stare and deep-throated growl, which had always worked on the damned in the past. This time they had earned him a whack on the nose that had made his eyes water. Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls. He was looking forward to a further cat experiment, which he planned would consist of jumping around and yapping excitedly at it. It was a long shot, but it just might work.

I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home.

I'm photographed a lot walking my dog, not the most glamourous!

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.

A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart.

I am I because my little dog knows me.

I was Chairman Mao's dog. What he said to bite, I bit.

I was Chairman Maos dog. What he said to bite, I bit.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

I'm the little dog who goes the wrong way-under the hoop.

The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family.

The more I see of men, the better I like my dog.

A dog wakens your heart to joy and companionship.

When there's something I need to focus on, I'm like a dog with a bone.

Everybody should have a shelter dog. Its good for the soul.

I sometimes think, Mary, that it is a mistake to have a dog for a nurse.

I will try to make a doll of Oksana with a little dog.

A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.

Love is what you feel for a dog or a pussycat. It doesn't apply to humans.

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG

I followed what the dog did... then I realized I was human.

The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

Beat a dog once and you only have to show him the whip.

With great care we might have a dog's chance, but no more.

My dear old dog, most constant of all friends.

I don't think your life can be complete without a dog.

I have a real challenge of finding dog-walking shoes.

Unless you're lead dog, the scenery never changes.

No breeder is above catering to intelligent praise of his dog.

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.

Sometimes people just want a fancy, cute dog.

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

When you are talking to a dog about cancer, there are no judgments or taboos.

When a dog is drowning, everyone offers him a drink.

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

I love my dog unconditionally, but never the man I'm sleeping with.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

I am sir Oracle, and when I ope my lips, let no dog bark.

I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik.

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.