Top 1200 Wag The Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

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Last updated on December 21, 2024.
Dad could charm a dog off a meat wagon.
I wish my mind was a dog and I could train it to go sit.
Barbecue is to North Carolina as the hot dog is to New York. — © Fiona Barton
Barbecue is to North Carolina as the hot dog is to New York.
Who can say what heartbreaks are caused in a dog by our discontinuing a romp?
I've been working like a dog as a United States senator.
If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn’t you help him?
The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.
One thing I would never photograph is a dog lying in the mud.
Old-world romance underlines my relationships, even with my son and the dog.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you.
I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car. — © Tom Waits
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.
I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.
This alpha dog is not going to take it lying down next time.
I pay my rent and my bills and I buy food and toys for my dog and that's it.
I don't let guys do hickeys. That's like a dog marking his territory or something.
I've always been a dog owner, from the time I was a little boy in Chicago.
Do the right thing even if it means dying like a dog when no one's there to see you do it.
When you got a guy that has purpose, now your in a dog fight.
A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.
The dog lasted. The marriage didn't. So it shows which relationship was meant to be.
You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.
The funniest thing that happened was that my dog got recognized but not me.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.
What can you do by killing? Nothing. You kill one dog, the master buys another-that's all there is to it.
When I'm home I love to get the wellies on and take the dog for a walk.
Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.
You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog.
Whoever can find the answer to this question: "How can I say this to my dog" has already won the game.
A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.
I know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog. — © Fergie
I know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog.
The one best place to bury a good dog is in the heart of his master.
Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.
MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.
When you feed the big dog, it does whatever you tell him to do.
I don't have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else.
I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home
Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it
A dog's heart chakra is always open; their aim in life is to please. — © Annaleigh Ashford
A dog's heart chakra is always open; their aim in life is to please.
A good person will feel guilty even before a dog.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience.
We expressed love for this dog by ... knowing without showing that we cared for him.
I walk my dog at dawn because I don't like people to be around.
I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon, Than such a Roman.
I have a yellow labrador, Tuffy, and a little rescue dog, Bella, who is the boss.
I have an old dog named Lily, and she's a black lab.
There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.
In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.
Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.
A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.
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