Top 203 Waitress Quotes & Sayings

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school.

My first job was as a waitress, and I waitressed for a long, long time. I was a very bad waitress. I didn't care if people had ketchup or if they were allergic to fish. It really didn't bother me either way. I didn't care. I was bad, but it was a good way to make money. And it's a fun job if you are working with fun people.

?You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail waitress.?

I wasn't the best waitress in the world, but I was cheerful and worked hard.

I've actually walked out on a girl for being rude to a waitress. I go in to that restaurant all the time and that waitress was a good friend of mine.

I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress.

Gonzo narrows his eyes. 'How often do you clean that thing?' 'Every night,' the waitress answers. Her smile is strained. 'That's it? Do you know how long it takes for Listeria to grow under those hot lamps, even with ice?' Here we go. 'It can happen in just five hours. Five hours and you've got the salad bar of death!' The waitress looks confused. 'From Listerine?

I wouldn't say that my experience making it [the Waitress] was necessarily uplifting, but watching it with an audience, I was surprised at how hopeful it was at the end.

I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.

I've been a waitress for events, but a lady at the Victoria hotel in Yorkshire showed me how to do it properly.

The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.

I'm not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress.

When I was studying in London, I worked part-time as a waitress. I was teaching drama to kids. I did a lot of odd jobs to pay for my studies.

I am a granddaughter of immigrants, put myself through college as a waitress, and I started my career as a computer programmer.

In my heart Im just a lucky waitress.

I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City.

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.

Mum and Dad ran a seaside hotel in Anstruther in Fife. It was a family run business, so I worked in the kitchen and helped out as a chambermaid and waitress.

When I was young, I went to the Sinai and worked as a waitress.

I just thought that Adrienne [Shelly] wrote a great character [for Waitress]. It really was all on the page.

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York.

I was playing golf in Palm Springs and after a round I asked the waitress in a restaurant to bring me a glass of iced tea and lemonade. A lady sitting nearby heard me and asked the waitress to bring her a "Palmer," too. The name caught on and the beverage quickly spread around the country.

If I only did theatre I would have had to waitress, and I didn't want to waitress.

Asians narratively in shows are insignificant. They're the cop or the waitress or whatever it is. You see them in the background.

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.

In my heart I'm just a lucky waitress.

I was a waitress for nine years, which I don't regret at all. It taught me about discipline. I was always writing; it took a long time to make a career of it.

I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting.

I needed to pay for my horses in Warwickshire, and I couldn't do that off a waitress' wage.

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.

I wanted to be a landscape architect, but I trained as a teacher; I worked in publishing; I was a waitress.

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind.

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.

I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.

That's interesting to hear you say that because watching it [the Waitress] for the first time at Sundance was fascinating - it was so different from the experience of making it.

My later jobs as a waitress felt like a posh paradise after my first one at Boston Market.

I've never had a terrible job. I've been a cook, waitress, bookseller, teacher, freelance writer. I know what the bad jobs are, and I haven't done them.

I feel and look healthy. So I will look good in a waitress uniform.

You can't come out of drama school and think, 'It's all going to be amazing.' You have to expect to work in a bar for at least five years and be a waitress for maybe two!

When I was growing up I always wanted to be a waitress. My sister opened a restaurant in Mississippi, and I went down there and was a waitress for a few days. Let me tell you, I got it out of my system.

Once a waitress, always a waitress.

I was a waitress for six years in New York. I actually got fascinated to see how fast and how good a waitress I could be. I was doing it, so I tried to do it as well as I could.

I've worked in a call centre and as a nightclub waitress. I served champagne to Rihanna.

I was a waitress for a couple of years when I was 18 and with my first pay packet, I paid for an hour's cleaning once a week.

I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that sort of thing.

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.

Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It's like a homepage without a scroll button?'

I was a waitress at a local pub. I was really bad with money and it taught me the value of it as I was on minimum wage.

If I was a waitress, I was too tired at the end of the day when I came home to try to write.

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer.

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous.

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

I was not much good as a waitress.

I was a hostess, a waitress, a cafe manager, and a prep chef. For one job, I had to wear a hat shaped like a head of garlic.

"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon.