Top 387 Warren Buffet Quotes & Sayings

Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.

The whole world turned into an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I don't think Warren Buffett should be the treasurer or whatever. Warren Buffett's nuts! Just because he's a freaking billionaire doesn't mean he has common sense.

I just did an arc with Warren Ellis - and no one else on the planet could get away with this, because I think this is like harassment? - But Warren felt like there was a depiction of Spider-Woman where it looked like her waist perhaps didn't contain any internal organs. And he suggested very quietly ... 'You should fix that, or else I will come to your house and nail your feet to the floor and set your house on fire.' ... And it totally got fixed!

The only thing they recognize is a buffet

Bush already gave obscene tax breaks to people like me and Warren Buffet, and we are saying it's not fair.

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

The whole acting thing is a buffet. One, in terms of role choice and movie choice, I like to do lots of different things, and I think that's the whole fun of it. But I also see it as a buffet in terms of the character.

I have legendary massive breakfasts at hotels. I don't hold back. I'll get there at 7A.M. and I'll be the last out at 11 A.M., having gone up and down the buffet seven times.

The problem with being on the road - especially in a hot place like Florida - is that you can begin to think you're on holiday. You can partake of the buffet a little bit more than you should, so you have to have a routine.

I think what's good is that men are now realizing that life is not a buffet where you just get to pick and choose whatever you want.

Warren Beatty is a great director. I wish Warren would direct another film right now, because I'd love to do another film with Warren. I think that 'Dick Tracy' is an outstanding film in its own right.

On many occasions, an informal buffet and casual seating offer a little more intimacy than a loud gathering around a big table.

Cats can derive their nutrition from the air they breathe until you get the message that the Fish Fin Buffet you put in their bowl three days ago will never be acceptable.

Italian people are so proud to show off. A little bit too much, I have to say. Wherever you go, they prepare a buffet and they get offended if you don't try things.

Warren made a noise, the first one I'd heard out of him since we'd come into the room. I'd have been happier if he hadn't sounded scared. "Easy, Warren," Adam told him. "You're safe here.” "If you die on us, you won't be," said Kyle with a growl that would have done credit to any of the werewolves in the room.

The moment clients realize that revisions are not an all-you-can-eat buffet, suddenly they realize they are not hungry.

I'm probably as royal as Elizabeth Warren is Cherokee.

Nobody has a bigger cult than Warren Buffett.

Over the time that I followed Warren Buffett, one CFO told me, it's very important to pay attention not only to what Warren Buffett says and what he actually does - often there are subtle differences between the two.

We all have to be dishes on a plate eventually, with the way we are marketed, but I have no intention of being a cheap Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet.

Price is what you pay, but value, as Warren Buffett has observed, is what you get.

When you make a to-do list, you should also make a to-not-do list. Warren Buffet was asked about the secret to success, and he said that it was saying no to almost everything. Some of those little tasks won't matter as long as you get the big tasks done.

I am, what you call, an audacious man. I could walk into the room of Warren Buffet, and he may not give me the money. But I am positive that we would have a good meeting.

The most successful people in American life are those that have had horrific failures and have come back, done it again and again until they got it right, whether it's Steve Jobs or Bill Gates or Warren Buffet.

Be the Mick Jagger of the mailroom, the Warren Buffet of bookkeeping and the Bono of stapler selling.

The golden rays of the moon paid him absolute tribute. He was a buffet of muscles and corded strength.

My wife always says that I will be stuck with this forever: I am the difficult one. With Jack Nicholson they always said it was drugs. Warren Beatty is supposed to have screwed everything that jumped off the curve. I'll tell you, in reality a few of us had as many girls as Warren.

Well I would never say to anybody that Warren Beatty got fired, but uh, I think he and Quentin fell out of love, and I think Warren told Quentin to hire me for the film.

At any kind of Fox function, you'll see 'Mad TV' at the kiddy table in the back, next to the buffet. We're a late-night sketch show, and there is more money in prime time.

Maybe Rock and Elizabeth Warren could team up and shore up each other's weaknesses. Elizabeth Warren has a plan for everything and all the experience, and The Rock could sell it to the people, 'cause the people could smell what Rock is cooking.

Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.

I like frogs. I am not crazy about their legs in a buffet, but I like their casual approach to life.

Paul Harris is a buffet bowler - you just help yourself.

I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?

Listen, we elected Warren G. Harding. Anybody has a chance.

I looked at comics like a buffet table, where you take a little bit of something and leave the other stuff behind.

Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.

For too long we have been taking, and the Earth has been giving. But that free-for-all, that all-you-can-eat buffet, it's over. The salad bar is closed.

It's so difficult. Sometimes if I have dessert, I think, 'Well, I blew it.' That's something I need to work on and control. But still there's nothing like a buffet.

Warren Beatty took an interest in my career at one point.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

Well, Warren Harding, I have got you the presidency. What are you going to do with it?

Even Warren Buffet is allowed to have an awful year from time to time.

When I read in Fortune magazine that Warren Buffet, the billionaire investor and one of the world's richest men, was investing in a direct sales (network marketing) company, I decided I was missing something.

Warren Buffet told me once and he said always follow your gut. When you have that gut feeling, you have to go with don't go back on it.

Know how to behave at a buffet. Take a clean plate for a second helping.

They are not wise, then, who stand forth to buffet against Love; for Love rules the gods as he will, and me.

I've always wanted to work with Warren Beatty.

I think a Donald Trump presidency sets up an Elizabeth Warren ascendancy. And it not Elizabeth Warren, someone of her ilk. And I think that's dreadful.

Yes, Warren has done very well.

A second floor window opened, and Kyle stuck his head and shoulders out so he could look down at us. “If you two are finished playing Cowboy and Indian out there, some of us would like to get their beauty sleep.” I looked at Warren. “You heard ‘um Kemo Sabe. Me go to my little wigwam and get ‘um shut-eye.” “How come you always get to play the Indian?” whined Warren, deadpan. “Cause she’s the Indian, white boy,” said Kyle.

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

Life is a glorious banquet, a limitless and delicious buffet.

I'm so tired of talking about Warren Buffett.

One has to divide Warren Buffet into different periods. There is a continuously evolving style of Warren Buffett.

perhaps I possess a certain Midwestern sensibility that I inherited from my mother and her parents, a sensibility that Warren Buffet seems to share: that at a certain point one has enough, that you can derive as much pleasure from a Picasso hanging in a museum as from one that's hanging in your den, that you can get an awfully good meal in a restaurant for less than twenty dollars, and that once your drapes cost more than the average American's yearly salary, then you can afford to pay a bit more in taxes.

[Warren Beatty] is voraciously detail-oriented.

An ad should be an appetizer, not a buffet.

I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.