Top 186 Wee Quotes & Sayings

If you want to be a quarterback in this league or Pee-Wee, you've got to believe, 'Hey, I'm the guy.'

He's like a demented ferret up a wee drainpipe.

I was going to go to a midnight screening of 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure' in college, and it's the sort of thing where people dress up. So I got dressed up, and then I got lost. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over while I was wearing a Pee-wee suit. That's a hard ticket to get out of.

You don't do hero films about old men. They smell of wee, don't they?

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

That wee have of Geometry, which is the mother of all Naturall Science, wee are not indebted for it to the Schools.

If all fooles had babies, wee should want fuell.

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!

Rob Chilson's mordant wit will keep you turning the pages until the wee hours!

You can get too involved with all the wee things in life, but the most important thing is you're alive and well.

Just a wee cot-the crickets chirr-love and the smiling face of her.

The thing I always liked about 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure' was Pee-wee's, obviously, an oddball, but nobody in that universe points a finger at him and goes, 'Look at the weirdo!' I think that's why weirdo, arty kids like it so much: because it's sort of like a utopia.

I remember my first practice, from Pee Wee football when I was, like, 10, and I didn't know what was going on.

When I was a wee little kid, I used to watch 'Dark Shadows' all the time, so I was a Barnabas Collins fan.

In just - Spring when the world is mud- luscious the little lame balloonman whistles far and wee

It's an ill aire where wee gaine nothing.

We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

Memories, how they linger in the twilight and in the wee small hours sometimes just before dawn.

The old Dodgers were something special, but of my teammates overall, there was nobody like Pee Wee Reese for me.

As might be expected of creatures so heavenly in color, the disposition of bluebirds is particularly angelic. Gentleness and amiability are expressed in their soft musical voice. Tru-al-ly, tru-al-ly, they sweetly assert when we can scarcely believe that spring is here; tru-wee, tur-wee they softly call in autumn when they go roaming through the countryside in flocks of azure.

I'm just a wee, chubby boy that happens to sing songs.

When I went to Warner Bros., there was a woman named Bonnie Lee who was an executive who helped me to get to 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.'

This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, 'I know you. You're that wee golfer, aren't you?' I say, 'Yeah, that's me.' They say, 'Keep it up, wee man.' It's very funny and that's why I want to stay here as long as possible.

Needless to say, they refused to submit to the Empire, conducting such a persistent guerrilla war that the Romans gave up hope of conquering Scotland, and the Wee Free Men remained both wee and free.

Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them quite funny, with punchlines - they're kind of like sketches.

She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.

Baby wee is good because it's pure, doesn't contain toxins and doesn't smell.

Wee know not who lives or dies.

I was a crazy Pee-wee Herman fan when I was in my early teens. Before he had the kids' TV show, he had a nightclub show in L.A., and I had gotten a VHS copy of it. It was a kids' show, but onstage in a bar, so it's sort of poking fun at the kids' show. And I was obsessed with that, and then 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.'

Scoring at the big stadiums in Glasgow is something I have dreamed about doing since I was a wee boy and now I have managed to do that.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

Pucky lads, a wee bit over their heads.

I've only been blessed with one talent, unfortunately, and that's being able to sing a wee bit.

I've been a 'Doctor Who' fan since I was a wee girl.

I've been writing songs since I was a wee child.

I was 16 when I was in a band, for about 10 minutes. I went off and did acting after that. So it was a wee moment for me when I sang.

Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!

If all fooles wore white Caps, wee should seeme a flock of geese.

I love 'The Twilight Zone,' the original black and white ones with Rod Serling's wee bit at the beginning.

Audiences are a wee bit more chatty in New York than in London.

Sometimes you just need a wee bit time away from football to freshen things up.

When I was a wee baby, if I heard any music, I would just get up in my buggy or my pram and start bobbing around.

The minutes ticked past. This is why peelers need a book. A wee paperback to stick in your pocket.

'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'

The Elf and the Dormouse UNDER a toadstool crept a wee Elf, Out of the rain to shelter himself. Under the toadstool, sound asleep, Sat a big Dormouse all in a heap. Trembled the wee Elf, frightened and yet Fearing to fly away lest he get wet. To the next shelter-maybe a mile! Sudden the wee Elf smiled a wee smile. Tugged till the toadstool toppled in two. Holding it over him, gaily he flew. Soon he was safe home, dry as could be. Soon woke the Dormouse-"Good gracious me!" "Where is my toadstool?" loud he lamented. -And that's how umbrellas first were invented.

I grew up loving Pee-wee Herman. I was obsessed. I was the kid at school who everyone knew was obsessed with Pee-Wee.

My goodness, that wee ball's gone so high there'll be snow on it when it comes down.

You will always worry - a wee lad from Edinburgh going up on stage in Glasgow.

Why would you want a picture with a wee, chubby guy from Bathgate? I just don't understand my appeal.

Because everyone is guilty for everyone else. For all the 'wee ones,' because there are little children and big children. All people are 'wee ones.' And I'll go for all of them, because there must be someone who will go for all of them.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I was Pee-wee Herman for so many years that it wasn't really a question that I didn't want to do other things.

With customes wee live well, but Lawes undoe us.

I grew up worshipping Pee-wee Herman.

I would never turn down an invitation to co-write another Pee-wee Herman movie!

Wee leave more to do when wee dye, then wee have done.

This Extasie doth unperplex (We said) and tell us what we love, Wee see by this, it was not sexe, Wee see, we saw not what did move: But as all severall soules contain Mixture of things, they know not what, Love, these mixt souls, doth mixe againe. Loves mysteries in soules doe grow, But yet the body is his booke.

A wee bit of heaven drifted down from above, a handful of happiness, a heart full of love.

Some wee short hour ayont the twal.

From a child growing up in the U.K., I used to listen until the wee hours of the night to talk radio.