Top 111 Whisky Quotes & Sayings

He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one.

I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!

I like the Whisky old an the women young

Vodka is much easier on your system than dark whisky and stuff.

Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.

Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.

How do men act on a sinking ship? Do they hold each other? Do they pass around the whisky? Do they cry?

Emotional excitement reaches men through tea, tobacco, opium, whisky, and religion.

Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats.

Her name was Maude and she drank whisky all day from a fruit jar under the counter.

Great fury, like great whisky, requires long fermentation.

I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon.

Nights without work I spend with whisky and books.

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

A glass of whisky in Scotland in the thirties cost less than a cup of tea.

Whisky making is the art of making poison pleasant

The whisky bears a grudge against the decanter.

I'm getting into single malt whisky.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

I don't make cocktails with whisky. I'll always drink it with a little bit of water. I love Negronis early on, but for me drinking whisky is something I do at the end of an evening. It's a midnight-to-3-a.m. drink for me.

If whisky or salt won't cure it, then to hell with it. I worry about important things.

While I can't walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

Whisky, gambling and Ferraris are better than housework.

On tour, I don't drink, because I don't think in any other job you are supposed to get to work and drink whisky.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

My opponent left a glass of whisky 'en prise' and I took it 'en passant'.

About two months into the Whisky, I borrowed some money and rented a remote recording truck.

I would say whisky or pills. Not both because that can have disastrous consequences.

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

My favorite whisky bar in the world is in my adopted Bangkok. A refined and secretive Japanese speakeasy among the girly bars of Soi 33, it's called Hailiang.

My life is ruled by four W's: my writing, my work, my wife, and my whisky. Not necessarily in that order.

Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.

I can't tell you how much money I waste on plaid shirts, whisky that I hate the taste of, and Moleskine notebooks that I never write in.

You know these love letters mix with whisky, just don't light a match when you kiss me.

I was playing birthday parties. House-rent parties where they used to sell whisky during prohibition.

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

Johnny Rivers...returned to L.A. to accept a lucrative offer from Elmer Valentine to open at his lavish new nightclub based upon the popular European discotheque concept. Johnny Rivers at the Whisky A Go-Go turned Hollywood upside down. His first Imperial album, "Johnny Rivers At The Whisky A Go-Go," (produced by Lou Adler) was high in the charts for 45 weeks in 1964.

Whisky is liquid sunshine.

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

It's like trying to drink whisky from a bottle of wine.

I enjoy hitting a batsman more than getting him out. I like to see blood on the pitch. And I've been training on whisky.

I once received a cape that was made from the little purple bags that Crown Royal Whisky comes in.

An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

The Highlanders regale themselves with whisky. They find it an excellent preservation against the winter cold. It is given with great success to the infants in the confluent smallpox.

Fortunately, an extremely sexy, pixie-voiced blond named Ronnie Harran, who booked the Whisky, saw us...She had an ear for talent...the Whisky was finally a gig we could be proud of.

I have discovered vegan ice-cream; that's replaced the whisky.

After that initial success, every chance we got we'd hire that remote recording truck and just record stuff at the Whisky because it was so inexpensive.

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.

It is one of the most hauntingly beautiful places in the world, the history is fascinating, the men are handsome and the whisky is delicious. But don't eat the macaroni pies.