Top 1200 Wife Beating Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife.

Lyrically, there's a lot of songs that are influenced by my wife. They're about my wife and I.

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected. Common traditional saying: Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word wife on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.

With popular rulers, the wife can become the guardian of their greatness: Peter the Great was succeeded by his wife, Catherine I. Sometimes the wives are an improvement.

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.

You're not going to beat the meanness out of a mean dog. You start beating a mean dog, it's gonna become more mean. You start beating racists, they're gonna become more racist.

My wife never look at me anymore, my children, my wife ... we only die once in our life. I'm dying every day when I get up in the morning.

The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word 'wife' on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.

I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother.

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.

As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another; The third o' th' world is yours, which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife.

I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate.

And I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love saying 'my wife.' Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop - 'my wife' this, 'my wife' that...it's an amazing way to begin a sentence.

Unless you intend your wife to be a true missionary, not merely a wife, home-maker, and friend, do not join us.

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife

My wife is from Jamaica. My ex-wife. My stepchildren - and then there's my son. So, it's a biracial family.

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

I wont let a wife lead me to the altar. [I will not have a wife that shall be my master.]

My family and I participate in 'Cycle for Survival.' it was started by a friend of my wife's who lost his wife to a rare form of cancer.

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought".

I'm the wife Spike Lee deserves. A white woman, which he says he would never be with, so let's get someone really white. I am Spike Lee's wife from Hell. I'm white and weird and I won't pay enough attention to him. If he does any more of those angry interviews, I'm going to write him and see if he wants the wife he deserves.

You won't ever hear me talk about whether my wife's prettier than your wife.

If you are the wife of a governor or the wife of a vice president, I think you can be prepared for it.

There is a great deal of quarrelling in the houses, and contending for power and authority; and the second wife is against the first wife, perhaps, in some instances.

Good morning, daddy! Ain't you heard The boogie-woogie rumble Of a dream deferred? Listen closely: You'll hear their feet Beating out and beating out a - You think It's a happy beat? Listen to it closely: Ain't you heard something underneath like a - What did I say? Sure, I'm happy! Take it away! Dream Boogie Hey, pop! Re-bop! Mop! Y-e-a-h!

I like my wife. I'm stupid in love with my wife and always have been.

I believe that Bruce Springsteen is terrific, but I don't think he's God. That's the only real disagreement between me and my wife. Music is really fun, and it is something that my wife and I like to share.

It would take a hell of a wife to beat no wife at all.

I made mistakes. I can’t whine about it. I’m the one that messed up and I’m paying the consequences. However, if I am given a second chance, I won’t need a third chance. And to be honest with you, I picked the wrong vice. I should have picked alcohol. I should have picked drugs or I should have picked up beating up my wife or girlfriend because if you do those three, you get a second chance. They haven’t given too many gamblers second chances in the world of baseball.

A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.

The Problem is: many terrific women have made themselves overqualified for the job of wife, because many men are looking for a woman with 'receptionist-level wife skills', not 'CEO-level wife skills'. Meaning: If a woman doesn't hang on a man's every word, is too independent, challenges his leadership, wants to create her own hours, demands emotional raises, then there won't be as many openings for the kind of wife position she is seeking. One of the big problems with marriages in the nineties: no room for two husbands.

I'm lucky my wife is a strong woman. She's one of the stronger people I've ever met. It's hard for me to be away, but I know my home life is fine because my wife is there.

I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife's family, my friends, my foundation and kids all around the world who admired me.

My wife is my favorite actress. Without question. I have seen more jaws drop in little theaters when people see my wife up on that stage than you can imagine.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.

Against the advice of my wife, I endorsed Arlen Specter. I should have listened to my wife.

Gorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife.

Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife.

Don't be bitter. Remember Lot's wife when they kill me, and they surely will. You have to use all of your energy to do what it is you have to do. [To his wife Betty Shabazz]

I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter... or anybody else's wife.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

Over what guilty spirit to not hear the beating, to not hear the beating, but only tears of perfect moan, only tears of perfect moan.

…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi

My wife is an incredible pianist. I don't think there's anything my wife can't do, in all actuality.

Look at Mexico. Many, many factories, many plants. Nabisco's now moving to Mexico, their big Chicago plant. You look at Ford is building one of their biggest factories in Mexico, one of their biggest assembly plants in Mexico. So Mexico is not only beating us at the border, they are also beating us at trade.

I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.

A wise man in his house should find a wife gentle and courteous, or no wife at all.

I'm getting bigger roles, and I'm on location more, and I have a wife and family. I'd rather work less, and I've started to implement that. It was either that or my wife would break my heart.

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

In 'Maad Dad,' I play Lal's wife, who dies quite young. I've gone completely retro to fit into the role of his traditional wife.