Top 1200 Wise Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 13

Hierarchy is an organization with its face toward the CEO and its ass toward the customer.

The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass

It is a game you have to play. You have to tour your ass off. It's just always "where am I now" versus "where could I be?" It's constant competition with yourself. But I'm up for it.

If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.

You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole.

You look at material a different way when your ass is on the line financially for it. You want to know where the big laughs are, and how we're going to sell this.

You can market your ass off, but if your product sucks, you're dead.

I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this year.

Put your trust in the Lord....your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out?

I could be mistaken, but I believe the majority of artists are perverts, and that inspiration springs from the seat of perversity; that smooth stretch of consciousness between the balls and ass.

There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all.

Non est, crede mihi, sapientis dicere 'Vivam': Sera nimis vita est crastina: vive hodie. Believe me, wise men don't say 'I shall live to do that', tomorrow's life is too late; live today. Variant translation: Tomorrow will I live, the fool does say; Today itself's too late; the wise lived yesterday.

If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth

How do you know antiquity was foolish? How do you know the present is wise? Who made it foolish? Who made it wise?

First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

You think that you can hide; you think you can lay low? I'll roll up on your ass like Hawaii 5-0!

This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage And you'll be sorry that you messed with The U.S. of A. 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass It's the American way.

America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed.

The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'

There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish pub.

Please don't bite baby, I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady... She let me hide my weed in her titties

My experiences with the older audience and, selectively, the people I hang out with or run into, they all want to see Arnold [Schwarzenegger] kick some ass.

This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass.

The wise hand doth not all that the foolish mouth speakes. [The wise hand doth not all that the foolish mouth speaks.]

He told me not to seek revenge, but to seek the Buddha,' said the fox spirit, sadly. 'Wise counsel,' said the fox of dreams. 'Vegeance can be a road that has no ending. You would be wise to avoid it. And...?' 'I shall seek the Buddha,' said the fox, with a toss of her head. 'But first I shall seek revenge.

He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.

If you're not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in your feedback.

So put a quarter in your ass Cuz ya played ya'self

In the spirit of the Irish people, Osama bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass!

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

You want ass? The cash is first. You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse.

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.

A man remains ignorant because he loves ignorance, and chooses ignorant thoughts; a man becomes wise because he loves wisdom and chooses wise thoughts.

I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.

I got beef with commercial-ass niggas with gold teeth Lampin' in a Lexus eatin' beef.

Instead of walking like you're limping, talking yang about me why don't you take your monkey ass and get a college degree?

To go from playing a character that was so self-assured, so mature beyond her years, and so kick-ass and ruthless to someone who's quite normal is interesting.

Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.

I like all types of bombshells from super big tits and ass, to no tits and lots of personality.

An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future.

God cannot be referred to as 'good,' 'better,' or 'best' because He is above all things. If a man says that God is wise, the man is lying because anything that is wise can become wiser. Anything that a man might say about God is incorrect... The best a man can do is to remain silent...The true master knows that if he had a God he could understand, he would never hold Him to be God.

Look here: "Mo' money, mo' problems," my ass. You's a naive cat if you still believe that.

Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up.

I don't go for safe options. Romantically, I go for people who are a pain in the ass.

I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both.

I mean, I think I am basically a cool girl, but I am also a pain in the ass.

Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is no moss on that stone.

LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now your down to a broken L.

I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!