Top 1200 Witty Marriage Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

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I think marriage is ghastly.

Marriage is the sunset of love.

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I have a lot of respect for marriage.

Marriage is not common in Sweden.

It is a curious fact, but a fact it is, that your witty people are the most hard-hearted in the world. The truth is, fancy destroys feeling. The quick eye to the ridiculous turns every thing to the absurd side; and the neat sentence, the lively allusion, and the odd simile, invest what they touch with something of their own buoyant nature. Humor is of the heart, and has its tears; but wit is of the head, and has only smiles - and the majority of those are bitter.

I have a very intense marriage.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

A good marriage is a contest of generosity.

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage.

I like marriage. The idea.

I'd certainly go for a love marriage

I do believe in the traditional definition of marriage.

Yes, I have 'failed' at marriage - a lot.

I believe in marriage and fidelity.

[Marriage] was the one thing I didn't want to fail at.

Marriage isn't a tram. It doesn't have to get anywhere.

Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage.

I love the institution of marriage.

When all by myself, I can think of all kinds of clever remarks, quick comebacks to what no one said, and flashes of witty sociability with nobody. But all of this vanishes when I face someone in the flesh: I lose my intelligence, I can no longer speak, and after half an hour I just feel tired. Talking to people makes me feel like sleeping. Only my ghostly and imaginary friends, only the conversations I have in my dreams, are genuinely real and substantial.

Everyone knows marriage is tough.

Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is obsolete and a trap.

Marriage is a gamble, let's be honest.

My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's where a lot of my comedy comes from. Not only was the maid very funny and witty, but when my mother came home I'd use humour to try and get her attention. If I made mommy laugh, then maybe everything would be all right. I think that's where it [my comedy] all started.

I don't know if I'm built for marriage.

And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.

Marriage is the grave or tomb of wit.

I'm not ready to rush into marriage.

Marriage is not an institution, it is an intuition.

Same-sex marriage is not the future.

Marriage is a duet or duel.

I'm all for same-sex marriage.

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.

It is a melancholy consideration that there should be several among us so hardened and deluded as to think an oath a proper subject for a jest; and to make this, which is one of the most solemn acts of religion, an occasion of mirth. Yet such is the depravation of our manners at present, that nothing is more frequent than to hear profligate men ridiculing, to the best of their abilities, these sacred pledges of their duty and allegiance; and endeavouring to be witty upon themselves, for daring to prevaricate with God and man.

Marriage can be tricky and challenging at times.

Marriage is a religious and state issue.

There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage.

Marriage is scary to me, man.

Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business.

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

Marriage is a commitment, not a feeling.

Marriage is the tomb of love.

OK, no marriage is perfect.

No marriage can be flawless and perfect.

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.

I think marriage is all about timing.

There is no marriage without engagement

Adultery ... could be as banal as marriage.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

In Tibet there is no marriage, and there is no jealousy, yet we know that marriage is a much higher state. The Tibetans have not known the wonderful enjoyment, the blessing of chastity, the happiness of having a chaste, virtuous wife, or a chaste, virtuous husband. These people cannot feel that. And similarly they do not feel the intense jealousy of the chaste wife or husband, or the misery caused by unfaithfulness on either side, with all the heart-burnings and sorrows which believers in chastity experience. On one side, the latter gain happiness, but on the other, they suffer misery too.

Rush is the death of marriage.

I'm not a marriage expert, quite clearly.

I'm for same-sex marriage.

Marriage is not always peaceful.

Marriage is such a mark of adulthood in my mind.

One can't plan marriage or dating.

Do I support the idea of gay marriage? No, I don't.