Top 505 Witty One Liners Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on December 11, 2024.
I had a quick family. Very witty. I learned my rhythm from that.
People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.
Every one is witty for his owne purpose.
Camels are wonderful animals. Witty, intelligent and sensitive.
Because of my disability I do find that people can be a bit uncomfortable around me, so I've always had one-liners and jokes in my back pocket ready in case someone felt a bit awkward.
I can't compete with the Michael Bays of the world in regard to special effects and that kind of stuff. But you can compete in the dialogue and the one liners and the original characterisations and I think that's what people are responding to.
Glenda Adams has written a wicked and witty novel.
Between funny and witty Falls the shadow
I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've always been long-winded.
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.
I adore pretty things & witty words.
A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes.
I've carried witty banners against laws that would curtail my freedoms.
Must the mistakes of history be endlessly repeated? Granting PNTR to China will strengthen the hand of hard-liners, by telling the regime that America will never do anything meaningful to counter its aggression.
I'm the ultimate studier of comedy. I grew up in a very funny household. My dad is the king of one-liners; my brothers are great at telling stories, and my mom is funny without knowing it.
There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.
I like a girl who's smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm.
She is pretty to walk with,
And witty to talk with,
And pleasant, too, to think on.
Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you.
[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!
I love Stephen Fry. His tweets are witty, poignant, and intelligent.
History is not just cruel. It is witty.
Conquered people tend to be witty.
Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.
Evangelical agencies with ready funding may have too little depth and vision to cope with the current conflict. God's kingdom is built not on perpetual motion, one-liners, and flashbulbs but on Christ.
Women, somehow, have the same fear of witty men as of fireworks.
Your wit makes others witty.
Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.
Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer.
One of the attractions of translating 'Heroes' is that it's not the kind of play that I write. If it had been, I probably wouldn't have wanted to translate it. There are no one-liners. It's much more a truthful comedy than a play of dazzling wit.
Witty, adventurous guys really rev my engine.
I look for fun and smarts - a witty, strong sexy woman.
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
To speak of the impotence of power is no longer a witty paradox.
There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad.
My brain's not sharp enough to come up with a witty comment.
A person who speaks cleverly is witty; one who asks questions is smart.
I did a play called 'On Golden Pond' in a dinner theater in Maine and then went to New York for a talent competition having put together a three-man juggling routine and some one-liners and I got myself an agent from that.
Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.
Witty inspirations are the proverbs of the educated.
A witty quote proves nothing.
A witty saying proves nothing.
He--the country parson--is not witty or learned or eloquent, but holy.
A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.
I did a play called 'On Golden Pond' in a dinner theater in Maine and then went to New York for a talent competition having put together a three-man juggling routine and some one-liners and I got myself an agent from that
Your wits make others witty.
There's a real emphasis on being witty in Scotland, even in crime novels.
Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.
The fashionable woman is sexy, witty, and dry-cleaned.
Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story.
I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar environments I shut down, and as I relax then my character emerges.
If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times
I might've been witty, but I didn't have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian.
Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less.
I'd always been interested in maritime history, especially the great liners. I'd have done a book about the Titanic if it hadn't already been done to death by James Cameron and Celine Dion.
