Top 1200 Witty Wine Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

Friendship, "the wine of life," should, like a well-stocked cellar, be continually renewed.

Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?

What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.

I don't always want a big meal after work - just some crisps and wine!

Wine is the benevolent god, who gives back gaiety to men and restores youth to the old.

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.

I let the evening unfold. I'm the sort of guy who likes to sit in the chair and look at the wine glass.

When men drink wine they are rich, they are busy, they push lawsuits, they are happy, they are friends.

Jazz is like wine. When it is new, it is only for the experts, but when it gets older, everybody wants it.

I love my baby like the finest wine, I'll stick with her until the end of time.

By comparing what we know today with what the ancients appear to have known we can guess at the kinds of wine they drank.

I like to cook and have wine and listen to music and just chill with people that I love.

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

And I have the sunset, and the Tuscan wine, and the white teeth of the women in Rome. I am a traveler in Romance.

When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.

I've yet to meet a writer who could change water into wine, and we have a tendency to treat them like that.

Nothing more excellent or valuable than wine was every granted by the gods to man.

When I clamber to the heights of sleep, Or when I grow excited with wine, suddenly I meet your face.

Five qualities there are wine's praise advancing; Strong, beautiful, fragrant, cool and dancing.

I just wanted to make good music that people related to me and said 'Yo that guy makes good music. When he gives us an effort, it's good music behind it. It's great lyrics, it's witty punchlines, it's great metaphors.'

Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.

Most of the confidence which I appear to feel, especially when influenced by noon wine, is only a pretense.

At Oxford one was positively encouraged to take wine during tutorials. The tongue must be untied.

We are nowhere forbidden to laugh, or be satisfied with food...or to be delighted with music or to drink wine.

The storm is over, there is sunlight in my heart. I have a glass of wine and sit thinking of what has passed.

To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history.

I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.

The wine of youth does not always clear with advancing years; sometimes it grows turbid.

As one California winemaker said, "We release no wine before the bank tells us that its ready."

Wine is drinkable sunlight. It's the most glorious summer's day imaginable, captured in a bottle.

I like the odd glass of wine, a coffee and a cigarette. As you get older you can't see the wrinkles

It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.

Wine and the sun will make vinegar without any shouting to help them.

A full cup of wine at the right time is worth more than all the kingdoms of this earth!

The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar.

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

Wine is a bride who brings a great dowry to the man who woos her persistently and gracefully.

Jazz is like wine. When it is new it's only for the experts, but when it gets older everybody wants it.

Thus, while I quaff the genial wine, I live mid transports quite divine.

Give me a bowl of wine. I have not that alacrity of spirit Nor cheer of mind that I was wont to have.

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved.

I enjoy a glass of wine, and I love my football. I suppose it's because I'm a real working-class.

Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about quality than quantity.

I love the vibe of Italy, drinking coffee and wine, and eating pasta and pizza there.

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

You can consider me like fine wine. I just get better with age.

Our very long-term prospective hinges on making the best possible wine we can.

Bacchus, that first from out the purple grape Crush'd the sweet poison of misused wine.

Everything about Florence seems to be colored with a mild violet, like diluted wine.

To the question what wine he found pleasant to drink, he replied, "That for which other people pay."

Espresso consumption is an aesthetic experience,like tasting a vintage wine or admiring a painting.

Wine glasses, like fine wines, have always been a symbol of civilized living.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.

If I give you a good wine, you will see how it tastes and after you ask where it comes from.

Il ne faut point donner d'esprit a' ses personnages; mais savoir les placer dans des circonstances qui leur en donnent. You should not give wit to your characters, but know instead how to put them in situations which will make them witty.

The spirit of the world, the great calm presence of the creator, comes not forth to the sorceries of opium or of wine.

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.

The Chinese do make vast quantities of wine for home consumption, but you wouldn't want to drink it yourself.