Top 417 Witty Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on November 15, 2024.
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man.
A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than columns of argument.
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.
I've carried witty banners against laws that would curtail my freedoms.
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.
I didn't even realize I was writing songs - I thought I was just being witty and sarcastic.
I don't believe any experiment until it is confirmed by theory. I find this is a witty inversion of "conventional" wisdom.
Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.
If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!
The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.
I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't?
New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty.
I say funny stuff in my lyrics to make people laugh, but it's all in the seriousness of the music. I'm just being witty.
If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion.
Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN
My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah."
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know.
[On Italian:] One may almost call it a language that talks of itself, and always seems more witty than its speakers.
Unlike my subject will I frame my song, It shall be witty and it shan't be long.
In comedy, the witty style wins out over every mishap of the plot.
Stephen Sondheim is calculus for actors. The words are witty and brilliant and profound but complicated.
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.
If someone makes you feel wrong-footed, you're unlikely to find them witty.
A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.
I have little brothers and sisters, and they annoy me a lot, but I love them so much because they're so smart and witty.
I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints.
There is still a lot to be said for the well-made, witty, clever, three-act comedy.
A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe.
Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.
In major studio scripts, the girls are very similar. They're all witty and hot. I'm more of an oddball.
Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise.
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
All my brothers and sisters are really witty, and I would just sit back and enjoy them.
I make grown-folks music, and I'm cool with that. I accept that. I try to be witty while also delivering a message.
To have money is to be virtuous, honest, beautiful and witty And to be without is to be ugly and boring and stupid and useless.
A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am.
There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
She is pretty to walk with,
And witty to talk with,
And pleasant, too, to think on.
I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity any girl who isn't me today.
Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty.
Nothing is more witty and grotesque than ancient mythology and Christianity; that is because they are so mystical.
Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty.
Most of my mannerisms come from my Mum, who is quite a funny, witty, chatty person. My Dad was very shy.
I like Kendrick as an artist. He's witty and he's smart when he's spitting in his lyrics. And he's crafty.
Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound.
I need to not be typecast as big, black, and dumb but be seen as an intelligent, witty, bold, and charismatic person.
Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are.
Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.
I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny.
Be completely honest - have you ever met someone who you thought was truly clever or interesting or witty who wore fawn?
Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation.
I know the bestseller 'Gone Girl' doesn't need an ounce of support from me, but that book was as sharp and witty as they come.
