Top 125 Wizards Quotes & Sayings

Why, dear boy, we don't send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I think the one thing humans are is language wizards.

Fitch is on his way. He's coming after he blows up some wizards.

I feel like a great fit with any team, but Wizards for sure.

Wizards was my homage to Tolkien in the American idiom. I had read Tolkien, understood Tolkien, and wanted to do a sort of fantasy for American kids, and that was Wizards.

Like the Wizards, Madame Tussauds has become a fixture in the nation's capital and one that I'm proud to be a part of.

Nobody knows what the future is except for wizards.

Try to learn as fast as you can from the wizards and then steal what you can appropriate from them and use it to modernize your existing business model (without disrupting it).

The island of Gont, a single mountain that lifts its peak a mile above the storm-racked Northeast Sea, is a land famous for wizards.

In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in being a wizard.

Nobody knows what the future is, except for wizards.

What they have implanted here, which is really a 'gringo' custom, is terrorism. They disguise children as witches and wizards, that is contrary to our culture.

The wizards represent all that the true 'muggle' most fears: They are plainly outcasts and comfortable with being so. Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit!

I never got the trust to guard those great, great players with the Wizards.

Everyone knows that wizards are pigheaded and come to bad ends.

Years later, nothing makes me more grateful as a parent than my daughters' encounters with classroom wizards.

A bank is a confidence trick. If you put up the right signs, the wizards of finance themselves will come in and ask you to take their money.

Even a wizard would have a great deal of difficulty repealing the economic law that higher minimum wages reduce employment. Since politicians are not wizards, they should not try.

I have my wizards rock along. Could I interest you? Naked?

Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

No, there's no University for Wizards. At the moment I'm only planning to write seven Harry Potter books. I won't say "never," but I have no plans to write an eighth book.

Wizards First Rule: People are Stupid

Wizards don't all look alike.

As we Wizards go, I'm pretty harmless.

Sometimes you can think that 'I've had enough of wizards!' And sometimes fantasy is not just about wizards.

I'm blessed to be working with wizards like Vishal Bhardwaj as well as many young composers.

America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.

I don't know if I would've had the opportunity to be on 'Wizards of Waverly Place' if it weren't for my heritage. I realize everybody wants what they don't have. But at the end of the day, what you have inside is much more beautiful than what's on the outside!

Knights are cavalry, bishops are archers, rooks are cannons and queens are wizards.

Very well. You may help me exterminate the Society of Wizards.

Angels, demons, spirits, wizards, gods and witches have peppered folk religions since mankind first started telling stories.

Wizards die the same as other men, once you cut their heads off.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends, I read somewhere.

I used to collect knick-knacks, like wizards, trolls and little buddhas, and arrange them like precious things on a shelf.

I address you all tonight for who you truly are: wizards, mermaids, travelers, adventurers, and magicians. You are the true dreamers.

There are so many wizards of the computer, stock market, test tube, and spectator sport, but so few of the art of life.

The efficiency of the cleaning solution in liquefying wizards suggested the operation of an antithetical principal,which-" "Did you have to get him started?" Cimorene asked reproachfully.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future. You're going to look like you have magic powers compared to everybody else.

Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly.

If we want technology to serve society rather than enslave it, we have to build systems accessible to all people - be they male or female, young, old, disabled, computer wizards or technophobes.

All the Congress, all the accountants and tax lawyers, all the judges, and a convention of wizards all cannot tell for sure what the income tax law says.

A man's magic demonstrates what sort of person he is, what is held most deeply inside of him. There is no truer gauge of a man's character than the way in which he employs his strength, his power. I was not a murderer. I was not like Victor Sells. I was Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. I was a wizard. Wizards control their power. They don't let it control them. And wizards don't use magic to kill people. They use it to discover, to protect, to mend, to help. Not to destroy.

Wizards are a secretive lot.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future.

Well, the rollout of new technology always affects how wizards do business.

In the past, TSR and now Wizards of the Coast have asked me to do game stats for my characters, and I'm never comfortable doing that. It's all relative after all.

So truth created the ultimate lie. Was this what the world was like for wizards? This thorny, gray tangle where right and wrong were so mixed there was no telling them apart?

Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

I'm on a show called Wizards of Wavery Place, and I like it, but I'm unable to convince my Tivo that I wouldn't also like iCarly.

Legolas in 'Lord Of The Rings' was sent as a bridge from his people into the world of dwarves and humans and wizards and everything else.

There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called Witches and Wizards.

Courtesy dictates that we offer fellow wizards the opportunity of denying us entry.

Both my fathers are unconventional. They are like unicorns or wizards. They are musicians through and through. The way they think is just different.

Wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's.

Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!

Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

I'm a season ticket holder to the Washington Wizards, and I love going to Washington Nationals and Redskins games.