Top 1000 Women Quotes & Sayings

You dear women, I say thanks to you. Thank you for being the kind of people you are and doing the things you do.

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly.

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

You women could make someone fall in love even with a lie.

Unity is power; without unity women cannot fight for their rights anywhere.

Older women know who they are, and that makes them more beautiful than younger ones. I like to see a face with some character. I want to see lines. I want to see wrinkles.

No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you.

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

After over 200 years, not even a fifth of Congress is women.

Sisterhood is important because we are all we have to stand on. We have to stand near and by each other, pray for one another, and share the joys and the difficulties that women face in the world today. If we don't talk about it among ourselves, then we are made silent by the patriarchy, and that serves us no purpose.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

All places where women are excluded tend downward to barbarism; but the moment she is introduced, there come in with her courtesy, cleanliness, sobriety, and order.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

There are some people who still feel threatened by strong women. That's their problem. It's not mine.

All the women close to me - my mother, sister, wife and friends - are strong and independent.

There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade.

Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

If I own a large part of Scotland, I can turn the people off the land practically into the sea or across the sea. I can take women in child-bearing and throw them into the snow and leave them there. That has been done. I can do it for no better reason than I think it is better to shoot deer on the land than allow people to live on it.

Women love always: when earth slips from them, they take refuge in heaven.

One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.

Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

Behind all their personal vanity, women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for woman.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

I'm a straight guy and I date women, but I get on really well with gay guys. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality. The weirdest thing for me is when straight guys get really freaked out by gay guys. It's almost like they're insecure in their own sexuality. For me, I can be in a room full of gay men and have fun.

Women are better at reading body language everywhere in the world. As a matter of fact, it's associated with the female hormone estrogen. Women are better at figuring out of tone of voice, reading your face and posture and gesture.

I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.

Emancipation of women has made them lose their mystery.

We are victims of evil customs. It is a crime against humanity that our women are shut up within the four walls of the houses as prisoners. There is no sanction anywhere for the deplorable condition in which our women have to live.

Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere. It's not about a piece of the existing pie; there are too many of us for that. It's about baking a new pie.

The sight of women talking together has always made men uneasy; nowadays it means rank subversion.

If you're comfortable with yourself, then you'll look beautiful. If you're not feeling comfortable with yourself, than that kind of shows. I think that as cheesy as the pageant industry can be seen at times, it actually does help women - boosting their confidence and growing into their own. I have to give it credit for that.

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen.

In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

I was a child who went about in a world of colors... My friends, my companions, became women slowly; I became old in instants.

Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.

We're mature women, we want to talk about naughty things.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one is likely to do anything about that.

You have to be very careful with women friends.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

The issues that matter to women also matter to communities... and these issues have a ripple effect all across the country. And the purist sense of the feminist tradition - feminism is not anti-man. It is pro-humanity.

Liberals have invented whole college majors - psychology, sociology and women's studies - to prove that nothing is anybody's fault.

Women are the first to jump on what is fashionable.

A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.

Women's tennis is two sets of rubbish that lasts only half an hour.

I am not handsome, but when women hear me play, they come crawling to my feet.