Top 1200 You Make Me Laugh Quotes & Sayings - Page 12

Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh.

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

All I know is just how to make people laugh.

I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.

With that, I splashed some water on my face, fixed on a smile, and stepped out. I would find Jerome. I would make him explain to me what I was missing. We would laugh, then we would kiss with tongue, and all would be well.

It's better to make people laugh than cry.

I'm a real paradox. Because I'm a very serious person, and I take my work very seriously. But I wrap it up in a court jester and a clown and make people laugh and make them feel good about themselves.

I've always just tried to make the audience laugh.

I love all three 'Cars' movies, and I honestly love almost all of the Pixar movies. They make you laugh, they make you emotional, and they bring back memories.

I think my whole life, I put a lot of energy into pleasing other people, and trying to make jokes, and trying to make people laugh.

My philosophy in life is just to laugh as much as possible through the good and the bad - to laugh at the tragedies as well as the triumphs.

Make a right, 40th Ave., that's when i smile and laugh

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

I genuinely like to make people laugh. It is one of the toughest things to do.

Surround yourself with people who make you happy. People who make you laugh, who help you when you’re in need. People who genuinely care. They are the ones worth keeping in your life. Everyone else is just passing through.

Metal, I love metal sounds. If I have a stick with me, I just drag it across a fence. And all fences make different sounds, just like people when they laugh.

In life you have two choices. You can laugh or you can cry. You have to laugh, you have to.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't deserve to laugh at anybody else.

It's lovely to work with a group of actors who make you laugh and smile.

Comedy can do so much more than make you laugh.

Calvin: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us? Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

If I don't make myself laugh I would be a very miserable person.

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

It's a great gift to be able to make people laugh.

If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.

If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.

I think God loves to hear little kids laugh at fart jokes. He didn't just make sunsets and bluebirds, He made hot babes. And dirty old men like me. That's the modest message I've set out to tell the world: you don't have to be Ned Flanders to be a Christian.

Most of the time when something goes bad—a marriage, a war, a run of good luck—you don’t know it. It’s like in the cartoons, only less funny. You run off the cliff and just keep going—talking, listening to music, making plans, for years sometimes—except no announcer interrupts to say ‘Excuse me, collect call for Mr. Coyote’ to make you notice and make us laugh. You just wake up and fall.

Don't be afraid to make mistakes and be able to laugh at yourself.

I'm there to make people laugh. I'm not trying to come across as sexy.

I think I'll be a clown when I get grown,' said Dill. Jem and I stopped in our tracks. Yes sir, a clown,' he said. 'There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off.' You got it backwards, Dill,' said Jem. 'Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them.' Well I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

Stand-up is successful if they laugh. It's unsuccessful if they don't laugh.

I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes.

We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake.

I was never a hammy child. But I could make people laugh.

People love to laugh together. Like when I'm at home and I'm watching shows, I don't laugh out loud, but if I'm in a crowd and everyone is into it...

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.

If you can't laugh when things go bad--laugh and put on a little carnival--then you're either dead or wishing you were.

I love to make people laugh, and do things that are surprising and different.

The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.

If I can make people laugh it's like being a good lover.

I work hard, and I make people laugh. What's wrong with that?

I think it's awesome to be able to make people laugh.

It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.

When you've learned to laugh at the things that should be laughed at, and not to laugh at those that shouldn't, you've got wisdom and understanding. -Aunt Jimsie

You have a laugh line; don't accentuate it. You get a bigger laugh.

Turgenev was a very serious fellow but he could make me laugh because a truth first encountered can be very funny. When someone else's truth is the same as your truth, and he seems to be saying it just for you, that's great.

It's the most difficult thing to make people laugh.

I hope my daughter knows that in our house we can make messes and have fun and we'll laugh through it. Granted I don't want her to trash the house, but we do make a lot of messes.

If something awkward happens, laugh. I don't think I've ever dated a guy who couldn't laugh - even in bed, during intimate times.

Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em mad, even mad at you. Stir them up and they'll love it and come back for more, but, for heaven's sakes, don't try to improve their minds.

If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.

I love to make people laugh and love to make people smile. The first time I performed and heard the applause, that was the sound that I wanted to hear for the rest of my life.

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

Make them laugh, make them cry, and hack to laughter. What do people go to the theatre for? An emotional exercise. I am a servant of the people. I have never forgotten that.

Feeling different, feeling alienated, feeling persecuted, feeling that the only way to deal with the world is to laugh - because if you don't laugh you're going to cry and never stop crying - that's probably what's responsible for the Jews having developed such a great sense of humor. The people who had the greatest reason to weep, learned more than anyone else how to laugh.

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.