Top 1200 You Make Me Laugh Quotes & Sayings - Page 14

Somebody told me once I wasn't Latin enough, and that made me laugh

- I notice you didn't laugh, Mr. Black! - No, Your Majesty. We are forbidden to laugh at the things kings say, sire, because otherwise we would be at it all day.

You have to make them laugh and then make them listen.

A solitary laugh is often a laugh of superiority.

I like television medium because it feels like we're doing a play, and I learned how to act in theater school, so that comes very naturally to me, this format. I like that people can laugh out loud when we're working. I like that we can make mistakes, unlike being onstage, where you can't.

I am not funny in real life, but it's my work to make people laugh.

The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.

Make them laugh, and then make them listen.

About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.

The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.

The word 'epiphany' gets thrown around, but truly, the first time I stepped on stage, I had that moment of clarity. I realized God gave me a gift, and this gift is to make people laugh, and this gift should not be wasted on trying to configure some electrical components.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

There are thousands of ways to make people laugh - satire, black comedy, slapstick.

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor.

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

If I am against the condition of the world it is not because I am a moralist, it is because I want to laugh more. I don't say that God is one grand laugh: I say that you've got to laugh hard before you can get anywhere near God. My whole aim in life is to get near to God, that is, to get nearer to myself. That's why it doesn't matter to me what road I take. But music is very important. Music is a tonic for the pineal gland. Music isn't Bach or Beethoven; music is the can opener of the soul. It makes you terribly quiet inside, makes you aware that there's a roof to your being.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Unlike most youngsters who have school as their second home where they meet and make friends, for me playtime has been at the Gopichand Badminton Academy in Hyderabad. When I am not playing a tournament, my days are spent at the Academy with my coaches, physiotherapists and colleagues, who are like family. We laugh and have so much fun.

In England, you laugh at yourselves; in France, we laugh at others.

As a comic, you are trying to please people in some way - to make them laugh.

A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.

I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.

I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh.

Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh.

If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing.

When the animal becomes human, the effect is pleasingly benign and we laugh outloud, "Okay come clean now. This isn't really about hunting, is it?" But when the human becomes animal, the effect is disgusting, and if we laugh at all, then it is what Beckett calls the "mirthless laugh", which laughs at that which is unhappy.

Unlike most youngsters who have school as their 'second home' where they meet and make friends, for me playtime has been at the Gopichand Badminton Academy in Hyderabad. When I am not playing a tournament, my days are spent at the Academy with my coaches, physiotherapists and colleagues, who are like family. We laugh and have so much fun.

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.

Odds are you know some narcissists. Odds are they're smart, confident and articulate. They make you laugh, they make you think; the first time you met, they probably charmed the pants off of you - perhaps even literally. The odds are also that that spell didn't last.

I think I'll be a clown when I get grown.... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas

As long as you can laugh at you, it won't bother you when others laugh at you.

We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.

Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh.

Somebody told me once I wasn't Latin enough, and that made me laugh.

When you need a good laugh, do you reach for a book? I don't. I expect books to move me deeply and submerge me in another reality. So when a novel makes me roar with laughter, it's always a delightful surprise.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

My dog gives me such joy and makes me laugh incessantly.

I feel it's easier to scare or thrill people than to make them laugh.

If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.

If you can make people laugh, you know you're getting it right; it's an instant pat on the back.

If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

In England you laugh at yourselves, in France we laugh at others.

God, make me a man with thick skin and a soft heart. Make me a man who is tough and tender. Make me tough so I can handle life. Make me tender so I can love people. God, make me a man.

To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity.

My specialty at 'SNL' was doing triage. There was always a great need for someone to say, 'Make this funnier. Give me an ending for this. What's a better big laugh for this towards the end? What's a better physical joke in this?' And I just really, over time, honed that specific thing so well.

I like people who can make you laugh without using vulgarity, or bad words.

I love it when somebody makes me laugh - it's what attracts me to people.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

I've felt very comfortable on stage and love making people laugh. It's that kind of addictive thing where you get a laugh and you just want more.

There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.

My only agenda is trying to make you laugh and say something smart.

Laughter is spiritual health. And laughter is very unburdening. While you laugh, you can put your mind aside very easily. For a man who cannot laugh the doors of the buddha are closed. To me, laughter is one of the greatest values. No religion has ever thought about it. They have always been insisting on seriousness, and because of their insistence the whole world is psychologically sick.

One laugh of a child will make the holiest day more sacred still.

It seems like a contradiction, but the shy person who is a performer actually does make sense, because in a way, when you're young and shy, making people laugh is a good way to make friends. It's an instant connection.

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.