Top 1200 You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.

There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.

For me, before I go on stage, it all depends. Might be a girl, might be an edible, might be a verse, might be somebody mixing something in my drink without me knowing - hopefully that won't happen tonight.

I grew up in a whaling town. We didn't stop whaling in Australia until 1978. And I've always lived in fishing communities. You could say I'm from the Redneck Wing of marine conservation. Everything I know about the sea I learnt at the end of a spear or a hook. Seems weird to admit it, but I hunted and killed my way to enlightenment. Eventually you see where you've been. All the traces you leave are gaps and absences. And it's a sick feeling, knowing you might bequeath a full dose of Nothing to those who come after you.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You might want to write 'War and Peace,' but that might not be who you are. You might be better off with nursery rhymes.

In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

The typical jobs that a lower-skilled immigration worker might do might be construction work, it might be hospitality work, it might be restaurant work, or might be not working at all and just going onto the welfare system if there isn't a job for that individual.

I did admire the comments and the music of Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie. And that didn't fly too well in the Deep South. It was not quite redneck enough.

Whatever I do might be good, it might be bad, it might be all sorts of things, but it's not mediocre.

They might not need me; but they might. I'll let my head be just in sight; a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity.

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

If you have an opinion and people disagree with you, you might not get a job. You might be blacklisted. You might have fewer followers on Instagram.

Jesus went without comfort so that you might have it. He postponed joy so that you might share in it. He willingly chose isolation so that you might never be alone in your hurt and sorrow. He had no real fellowship so that fellowship might be yours, this moment. This alone is enough cause for great gratitude!

Most people have a concentration in particular areas; it might be politics, it might be science, it might be business, it might be sports. I care about all of those, and that's why I've chosen the formats I chose.

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

You might be anything. You might be having any organization, you might be having any position in life, you might be any great personality, makes no difference to God. What is important is that: are you seeking?

My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.

Out in Hollywood I'm getting to be regarded as the 'redneck adviser.'

Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show.

And, of course, they've always condemned dancing. You know, you might touch a member of the opposite sex. And you might get excited and you might do something natural.

Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

Everybody has a story. It's like families. You might not know who they are, might have lost them, but they exist all the same. You might drift apart or you might turn your back on them, but you can't say you haven't got them. Same goes for stories.

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

I'm from Florida, and my family somehow is really into country music. We're all southern in a way: My grandpa hunts, my uncle's, like, a redneck, and we're all NASCAR fans.

I've got a chance to host a show called 'Redneck Island' on CMT. I love doing that show.

When you are young, your potential is infinite. You might do anything, really. You might be Einstein. You might be DiMaggio. Then you get to an age where what you might be gives way to what you have been. You weren't Einstein. You weren't anything. That's a bad moment.

someday you might be sad, when you might wish to talk to me but i might not able to do so

I do think [Barack Obama's] strategy for re-election is so misguided. He's counting on the Republicans to self-destruct, and they might, you know, but they might not. So he might be a one-term president.

God sends the dawn that we might see the might-have-beens that still might be.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

My wife's a redneck, and she loves a muscle car.

As you try to tweak your sleep one way or the other, you might be, you might be doing great - you might do better at remembering details of an event, but you might end up being poorer at abstracting the gist or the rules associated with it.

Sex might satisfy, food might fuel, love might sustain, but without coffee, what is the point?

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

If you focus on what you want and you persevere, chances are you succeed. You know, that's what I found. It might not be in acting - it might be in business, financing, it might be in the arts, it might be in anything. But it's all about focusing and being inspired.

Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.

As a citizen I might be well-behaved and have nothing salacious or radical about me, I might be a total bore, but I might suffer somehow if other people are being spied on and blocked from doing important work that might have a collective benefit down the road. The personal doesn't necessarily translate to the social.

The first question she was asked was What do you do? as if that were enough to define you. Nobody ever asked you who you really were, because that changed. You might be a judge or a mother or a dreamer. You might be a loner or a visionary or a pessimist. You might be the victim, and you might be the bully. You could be the parent, and also the child. You might wond one day and heal the next.

I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

A piano might fall on your head, he said, but it also might not. And in the meantime you never know. Something nice might happen.

I'm kind of a closet redneck.

Man's maker was made man that He, Ruler of the stars, might nurse at His mother's breast; that the Bread might hunger, the Fountain thirst, the Light sleep, the Way be tired on its journey; that Truth might be accused of false witnesses, the Teacher be beaten with whips, the Foundation be suspended on wood; that Strength might grow weak; that the Healer might be wounded; that Life might die.

Life might hurt, might bruise, might forever scar, but it was for living.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

I might have a little bit of cellulite. I might not be toned everywhere. I might struggle in this area or that. But accepting that just empowers me.