Top 1200 Your Cousin Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

Carl, Dennis and Brian are brothers, and Mike Love's a cousin.

I'm so Southern that I'm related to myself. I'm actually my own cousin.

People who're nuts never doubt their own sanity. (The Killer's Cousin)

I'm always the cousin that can't make it to the family functions because I'm busy.

When I was a little kid, it was not uncommon for a cousin or an uncle, before they would even say 'Hello,' to gush, 'You know, your mother's brisket is just incredible; it's so good.' That was an inspiration for creating a love song in that well-worn terrain of the relationship between a Jewish boy and his mother.

Fury said he would rather fight his cousin than me.

Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige, my friend.

My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.

I can't talk politics with my cousin because he's such a hypocrite. He's against the death penalty and he hanged himself.

I lived on a barge for the first six months, with a cousin. Then on the floor of a friend's house.

Fear not, dear cousin. In madness there is great power

Never we sleep, a thug doesn't rest, Cause a wise man said: it was a cousin of death.

My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.

I have a cousin who, at age 36, passed away from cancer, and she left three girls.

My favorite sport is baseball; my cousin is pitcher Heath Bell.

I think Mum's got a second cousin who's an accountant, but we never talk about him.

My cousin Simon Bor, the champion of Los Angeles, convinced me to concentrate on running.

I'm a character actress. I'm the girl next door, the aunt, the quirky cousin. You have to innately know who you are and be happy with that.

Overdressing is the first cousin of trying too hard.

Me and my cousin started doing CrossFit in my barn; I haven't looked back since.

I used to devour a lot of stand-up comedy in my cousin's basement. He had cable and I didn't, so I went there and saw all the comedians.

Courage to be who you are is the cousin of loving the Divine, yourself and others.

Use the right word, not its second cousin.

My cousin Francis and I are in perfect accord - he wants Milan, and so do I.

Simplicity is the first cousin of contentment.

I started writing music with my cousin at, like, 16 and traveled with a '70s band.

I am really close to my family. My cousin is my best friend!

You owe me!" -Stephanie "Why do I owe you?" -Joe "I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie "Yeah and in the process you burned down a funeral home, and damaged thousands of dollars of government property." -Joe "Well if you are going to be picky about it...." -Stephanie

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Cousin, the days of gods and heroes are over." "Not to me. Not to them.

Just because you've seen 'My Cousin Vinny' doesn't qualify you to be a federal judge.

I can remember me and my cousin always fighting. He was a big Bulls and Michael Jordan guy.

Do you have a brother or cousin in Ivory Coast, because I don't have the money to bring you to Porto.

My dad recently reminded me that my grandfather's cousin was Lefty Frizzell.

My father was born in 1925. He's pretty old. And his grandmother's cousin, I think, is Svante Arrhenius.

My little cousin tells me I look like Magneto so I guess that's who I should probably play.

I started with ballet and then my cousin Sarah introduced me to her tap teachers.

Someone told me sleep was the cousin of death and followin' the dollar finds nothin' but stress.

What I hear is that people think of me as their cousin or their sister or somebody they want to hang out with.

I took to the synthesizer. My cousin had some synthesizers, and I'd always make stuff on those things.

I'd love to do something on 'Mad Men.' Or play Peter Dinklage's cousin on 'Game of Thrones.' That would be fun.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Cousin?s Wife. Moses must have forgotten to write that one down

My cousin Malcolm Lee is also a filmmaker.

My cousin's a fool, and thou art another.

Again the Cousin's whistle! Go, my Love.

My little cousin Jimmy told me in jail he was a drag queen.

Roy Acuff's from Maynardville, and that's where a lot of my family's from. So he's, I've been told, a distant cousin, as well.

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.

You have introduced a topic on which our natures are at variance - a topic we should never discuss: the very name of love is an apple of discord between us. If the reality were required, what should we do? How should we feel? My dear cousin, abandon your scheme of marriage - forget it.

My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

Predictability is the cousin of death: I don't necessarily want people to see me coming. You know?

Appearances are not held to be a clue to the truth,' said his cousin. 'But we seem to have no other.

I am very scared of wasps; my cousin was stung in the eye once.

I was in television drama, which is a first cousin to the movies, and I trust myself to make the right decisions.

I'm in love with my second cousin.

Ian Fleming was my cousin, you know. He was in naval intelligence.

I was in the land of fakes and frauds and phonies-I felt like saying “Howdy cousin,” to everybody who walked by.

Jewels can be replaced, cousin. Independence, once lost, cannot.

Science fiction is really a rather tiny business compared with its giant cousin, which is fantasy.