Top 5 Quotes & Sayings by Andrew Gurland

I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.

When you have children, that's when your relationship really gets tested.

It's easy to respect a general, but it's hard to love them.

Most of my close friends, growing up, were women - and even after I got married, I still maintained a lot of those friendships. But as they get married, and as I get older, I'm making a lot of the transition to the husbands.

I don't really believe you are married unless you have children. And people who only have one kid don't really have kids.