Top 7 Quotes & Sayings by William Archibald Spooner
Explore popular quotes and sayings by William Archibald Spooner.
Last updated on April 19, 2025.
William Archibald Spooner was a long-serving Oxford don. He was most notable for his absent-mindedness, and for supposedly mixing up the syllables in a spoken phrase, with unintentionally comic effect. Such phrases became known as spoonerisms, and are often used humorously. Many spoonerisms have been invented and attributed to Spooner.
The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer
The Lord is a shoving leopard.
I remember your name perfectly, but I just can't think of your face.
In the sermon I have just preached, whenever I said Aristotle, I meant St. Paul.
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain.
Tell me, was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?