Top 157 Shaved Quotes & Sayings

I love bitter broccoli rabe tossed with Calabrian chiles and hidden under a mountain of snowy shaved Parmesan.

Bowie would show up with one eyebrow, so we all shaved our eyebrows.

I was 19 or 20 the last time I shaved.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I had lice in third grade, and my mom shaved all my hair off.

I love having a shaved head. I'd rather not deal with hair if I don't have to. I like not thinking about it. A shaved head and letting my beard go requires the least amount of anything.

The mustache represented the old John; I didn't want to be that guy anymore, so I shaved it off. It was ritualistic in a way.

I had a shaved head for six years.

Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.

I went through that phase where I shaved the entire side of my head off - I actually love the way it looks, but it doesn't really work when you're walking into a room for an audition.

The minute my hair went, I shaved it. Thank God it became kind of cool. I just have really big ears.

I shaved my eyebrows in 10th grade.

Before I knew what was happening, I had a fistful of spears around my neck like a collar. I could have shaved myself with one sneeze.

When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved

The first lead that I ever played was a young Boy George when I was seventeen. I shaved my eyebrows off. That's as far from leading man looks as you can get.

Key shaved off the right (side) this time, so next it'll be the center.

When I was a teenager, I was really into hair; I dyed it different colours and had loads of haircuts. I shaved my head when I was 17 - it was pretty radical!

The shaved head with which I returned to university in my second year was meant to give me a new air of mystery and menace. It did not.

I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison.

I was neat, clean, shaved and sober and I didn't care who knew it.

I was a young rebel and really just wanted to be tatted with a shaved head. When I did it, I cried for a week.

Well, no. I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles. So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off. I've never looked back.

Don't kiss a man who hasn't shaved.

The flukey part of it is, back in the early days, I had that guitar decorated with all kinds of crap wallpaper, 'Flower Power' - then that got all shaved off. And during the course of cleaning the bass up again, some of the wood got shaved down, and it probably became a lighter body than the stock factory model.

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic.

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

I shaved the back of my head once and did the asymmetrical hair.

Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off?

If Richard Branson had worn a pair of steel-rimmed glasses, a double-breasted suit and shaved off his beard, I would have taken him seriously. As it was I couldn't . . .

Men with shaved heads are always better. Just ask my wife.

I have shaved my head. My flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter.

I made a choice in my career to not get hair plugs and not hide the fact that I was balding, and I've managed to play all sorts of characters who have shaved heads.

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.

Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.

You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn’t make fun of my car.

Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

I tried on a moustache, and it was decided I would grow one. I've shaved it off for a couple of films, but otherwise, I've had it ever since.

My favourite food at the moment is Pasta, “with tons of shaved Parmesan on the side. Not crumbly but like the hunks, you know what I meanwhen you get the thin slices.

As a girl I wanted the Cyndi Lauper hairstyle, with the shaved side of the head, or the Sharon Stone perm from 'Total Recall.'

I shaved a quarter of my hair one time, and my poor nana was crying when I FaceTimed her, but I was like, 'It's just hair! It's fun.'

They shaved my head, eyebrows. This is not a sci-fi picture. It's not a fantasy picture. You're dealing with something that's supposed to be in reality. But we had a genius makeup artist.

I shaved my head a week or two before senior year. People used to ask me why, and the main reason is that having hair felt terrible.

I remember when I shaved half my head at 18 or 19 and my mom sat me down. She thought that was me coming out. I was like, 'No, I just look good with a shaved head.'

I shaved my head when I was 14 - is that bad? I asked my dad's permission first. He said, 'You're gonna look like a boy.' And I said, 'OK'... then I did it anyway. All through high school, I had a shaved head and I'd dye it crazy colors - it was fun.

I have children so I couldn't shave it off; my dad shaved his beard off once and we all disowned him. My wife's dad shaved his off and they freaked out. I think if you have kids, getting rid of a beard is bad.

I shaved my hair. I wore robes. I slept on the floor. We meditated for four to eight hours a day.

I haven't seen my face since I started growing my beard, which was when I was a teenager, almost; I never shaved. So I don't really know what I look like.

I shaved my head once and learned that I've got, like, a cone head. So I'm never gonna do that again.

Having shaved my head for the role put a spotlight on me.

When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid

I'm dancing with people I've never met before and there's definitely been times where maybe I haven't shaved or I hope I smell alright.

I was such a tomboy. I had absolutely no bosom, and I wore my hair really short - shaved, like a boy.

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

I was with much nicer people in the Navy. On Tiga, you had a lesbian, a hippie, a homosexual and this neurologist who shaved his whole body every third day.

There have been times when I've shaved twice in the same morning because I've forgotten I've shaved already.

After a while, you crave pajamas and a shaved head.

I did a film a long time ago with a shaved head and I had the ugliest looking head in the world.

When I shaved part of my head in 2007, I was not an anticipating the grow-out process.

I do regret, as I described in my book, the time that I shaved off half of my eyebrows thinking that I could draw them in better - and they would grow back anyway.