A Quote by John Diefenbaker

What is the difference between a cactus and a conservative caucus? On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

John Diefenbaker

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John Diefenbaker
Politician
September 18, 1895 - August 16, 1979

I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus. On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

Mo Udall

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

Tre Cool

The cardones cactus is very similar to saguaro cactus in Arizona. These cacti only grow in very specific, particular places.

James Turrell

Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.

Christopher Titus

I’m erased. I’m gone. I’m nothing. And then the world is free to flow into me like water into an empty bowl…. And… I see. I hear. But not with eyes and ears. I’m not outside my world anymore, and I’m not really inside it either. The thing is, there’s no difference between me and the universe. The boundary is gone. I am it and it is me. I am a stone, a cactus thorn. I am rain. I like that most of all, being rain.

Jerry Spinelli

Adolescence is like cactus.

Anais Nin

The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it

Will Foley

The Big Cactus. I will stick you.

Shaquille O'Neal

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.

Unknown

Flailing and thrashing, Buttercup wept and tossed and paced and wept some more, and there have been three great cases of jealousy since David of Galilee was first afflicted with the emotion when he could no longer stand the fact that his neighbor Saul's cactus outshone his own. (Originally, jealousy pertained solely to plants, other people's cactus or ginkgoes, or, later, when there was grass, grass, which is why, even to this day, we say that someone is green with jealousy.) Buttercup's case rated a close fourth on the all-time list. It was a very long and very green night.