A Quote by Jon-Erik Hexum

Can you believe this crap ? — © Jon-Erik Hexum
Can you believe this crap ?
Crap has always happened, crap is happening, and crap will continue to happen.
And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap.
The good news about being full of crap is that once you're willing to admit that you're full of crap, you can de-crap yourself.
The young look up to me as their feeder, said Alex. Well, they can go look for another trough. I'm through with this hogwash.Are liberal ideas hogwash?All ideas are hogwash, Jack.Don't you believe in anything anymore?Sure. I believe in God the Father of Nonsense, creator of Crap and Nonsense, is now and ever shall be Crap without end. Oh, oh, Jack, how we break our hearts trying to make sense of a world that's pure and utter crap. But if you ever come to where I am now, you'll be surprised and delighted to find out how little anything matters.You've begun to sound Christian, said Pocholo.
All this crap the church puts on you about divorce is just crap. You do the best that you can do, and when you can't do it, you can't do it.
I've got crap teeth, crap hair. I never have facials. I still have hairs in the middle of my eyebrows.
I'm damn successful but I got here by not taking crap. I still don't take crap, so if anybody needs a champion, let it be me.
I'm a terrible photographer.I'm not being modest. My photos really are crap. But in a way, the more the photo is crap, the better to paint from.
Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
The moment you believe your own crap and excuses, you fail.
I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
The hardest work that actors have done, including myself, is on poorly written scripts. And when you first start out you do anything. I did a lot of crap. I did more crap than I can tell you. But you did it because you needed the money. You have to pay for your pictures and resumes, and classes and insurance and food like everybody else. In those days if it was crap you just didn't put it on your resume.
The evaporation of 4 million who believe in this crap would leave the world a better place.
Writers who do crap work believe they have turned in spun gold and all their little darlings must be defended.
I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.
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