A Quote by Ken Marino

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it.

Ken Marino

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Bathroom Every House Ultimately Will

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Ken Marino
American - Actor
Born: December 19, 1968

There are bathroom singers, but I am a bathroom painter. In other words, my art will stay inside the four walls of my house.

Dimple Kapadia

When I was a boy, we had forty five statues of saints in my house. Ever have ninety eyes looking at you every time you have to go to the bathroom?

Pat Cooper

In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the bathroom. The fancier the restaurant, the less pointing there is.

Nico Muhly

When I was in high school, I remember seeing girls crying in the bathroom every Monday about what they did that weekend. I never wanted to be that girl crying in the bathroom.

Taylor Swift

Yet I think the demon's target is not the possessed; it is us . . . the observers . . . every person in this house. And I think---I think the point is to make us despair; to reject our own humanity, Damien: to see ourselves as ultimately bestial; as ultimately vile and putrescent; without dignity; ugly; unworthy.

William Peter Blatty

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

Thom Yorke

There's not an anti-Toto spray that will keep us down.

Steve Lukather

Ultimately, I don't think you can be a character who's completely alien or divorced from your own personality. It's probably true of every writer - it's probably true of every filmmaker, every songwriter - that, ultimately, every character you create is a facet of yourself.

Steven Wilson

She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b) what kind of bathroom it was. The door merely said H. Was she an H? Was H "hers"? It could just as easily be "his". Or "Helicopter Room: Not a Bathroom at All

Maureen Johnson

As a child, I saw my mother prepare for Christmas every year, and it never occurred to me that labor was involved. I thought it was my mother's joy and privilege to hang tinsel on the tree strand by strand, to make sure that every room in the house had a touch of Christmas, down to the Santa-themed rug and hand towels in the bathroom.

Elizabeth Berg

The quality of success you will experience in your life ultimately depends upon the tiny choices you make every minute of every hour of every day.

Robin Sharma

I can't tell you how indispensable a bidet is. I have them in all my homes.

Sonja Morgan

If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there.

Lamorne Morris

Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom.

Steven Spielberg

Carrie Fisher was the most remarkable person I've ever known. I made my first three albums in her house. 'Goodbye My Lover' was recorded in her bathroom. My life will not be nearly as much fun now she's gone.