A Quote by Natasha Leggero

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

Natasha Leggero

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Natasha Leggero
American - Actress
Born: March 26, 1974

Stop bragging about your lack of sweat and effort in achieving your goals. Start bragging about how hard you work, how patient you've become.

Karen Salmansohn

I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I'm very proud of this: I moved to L.A. in October of 1997, but I never had a survival job in L.A. I was able to support myself with acting from the moment I got to town.

Sean Gunn

Not that I'm bragging or anything, because I was shocked, but I literally got hundreds of emails from people during my time on 'Project Runway' asking me out on dates. I had no idea that people would even care.

Chris March

We believe that God is like a giant vending machine in the sky. We put in our requests in the form of prayers, and then the vending machine dispenses these prayers based upon how well we've followed the rules that someone else has told us are God's rules.

Wayne Dyer

I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"

Mitch Hedberg

I got a nice jumper on me, and i'm not just bragging.

Bow Wow

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.

Mitch Hedberg

I am not bragging - it may sound like it - but there was nobody in this business that had the aggression and had the body that I had - nobody!

Paul Orndorff

I'm not bragging, but my reputation among my peers was Bruno was a horse I never got tired.

Bruno Sammartino

Hip-hop deals with bragging and braggadocio, being boastful. It's always been about who's got the most money.

Two Chainz

Bragging about what a good deal you got is one of the many great art forms that my people, the Jews, have introduced to American culture.

David Brooks

I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I know I'm the best stuntman in Hollywood.

Hal Needham

It ain't bragging if you can do it.

Dizzy Dean

I've earned some decent money, and bragging rights, and boxed on a Floyd Mayweather undercard in Vegas... but it's a fraction of what I set out to do.

George Groves

Its not bragging if its true.

Sara Shepard

If you done it, it ain't bragging.

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