A Quote by Woody Allen

You can't ride two horses with one behind.

Woody Allen

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Behind Horses Ride Two

Quote Author

Woody Allen
American - Director
Born: December 1, 1935

I realized horses have personality when I bought one and I had one, who's now out to pasture, a horse named Drifter. Before that, I was a city boy. Horses, I used to go out to the LaBagh Woods and ride at a stable once every two years or something; no idea about horses. Dogs, I knew, had personalities, but not horses.

Michael Mann

I cycle, I take an hour's strenuous walk in the evening, I play tennis twice a week with a trainer, and I sail. I used to ride horses professionally - I'd ride seven or eight horses a day, so I had to be fit for that.

Jonathan Dimbleby

People tell me how great it must have been to ride horses and stuff. Well, do it for two days straight on dusty days when the cows and horses were really tired.

Arthur Slade

An two men ride of a horse, one must ride behind.

William Shakespeare

If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus.

James Maxton

To ride two horses at the same time is difficult.

Rajinikanth

When you're writing your own fiction, you don't have to ride two horses.

Elliott Colla

All I say is, if you cannot ride two horses you have no right in the circus.

James Maxton

I ride horses, I love horses, I've owned horses.

Pierce Brosnan

Riding uses so many different muscles. I ride two to three horses a day, and I ride almost every day when I'm not working or traveling. You use your legs, your arms, your back. It's a very complete sport.

Charlotte Casiraghi

One might as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as to try to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.

Robert Collier

I love Spain. I go back two or three times a year usually to visit friends and ride horses.

Bo Derek

No wonder he was so good with horses, I thought blearily, feeling his fingers rubbing gently behind my ears, listening to the soothing, incomprehensible speech. If I were a horse, I’d let him ride me anywhere.

Diana Gabaldon

We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.