A Quote by Woody Allen

Humorists always sit at the children's table.

Woody Allen

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Woody Allen
American - Director
Born: December 1, 1935

Everybody is welcome to come to dinner, but there's going to be the adult table and the kids' table. Whiny people who want to throw food and make noise and interrupt and be rude and act like children, they can sit at the kids' table.

Matt Bevin

Now, metaphorically, I sit at any table that I want. I can sit with the jocks, I can sit with the gang members, I can sit with the politicians, I can sit with the CEOs. My brand can fit anywhere.

Karen Civil

I've always thought with relationships, that it's more about what you bring to the table than what you're going to get from it. It's very nice if you sit down and the cake appears. But if you go to the table expecting cake, then it's not so good.

Anjelica Huston

God calls all of his children to the table. We can disagree and even say a lot of hateful things, but what we can't do in good conscience is leave the table. Or demand that someone else not be at the table.

Gene Robinson

It's always a good idea to sit at the fun table.

Esther Hicks

I would sit at the table with the black kids during lunch, and we'd do our banter back and forth. But occasionally, I'd get up and I'd go sit down with the white kids and chat with them and what not. Of course, because I come from the black table they would look at me like, 'Why are you here?'

Ron Stallworth

With German teams, they always sit together - there are no phones on the table.

Xherdan Shaqiri

A labourer cannot sit at the table and write, but a man who has worked at the table all his life can certainly take to physical labour.

Mahatma Gandhi

Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.

Horace Greeley

On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing.

Carol Burnett

I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.

David Sedaris

Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Every time we sit at a table at night or in the morning to enjoy the fruits and grain and vegetables from our good earth, remember that they come from the work of men and women and children who have been exploited for generations.

Cesar Chavez

If you want to fight a war on drugs, sit down at your own kitchen table and talk to your own children.

Barry McCaffrey

I'm not going to sit at your table and watch you eat, with nothing on my plate, and call myself a diner. Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner.

Malcolm X

There was so much going on. I remember a very interesting dinner in the studio of [Robert] Rauschenberg. He had convinced Sidney Janis, Leo Castelli, and a third big gallery man to serve us, the artists, at the table. So they were dressed up as waiters, we were sitting at the table, and they were only allowed to sit down at the end of the table for the cognac. This is not possible now.

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