A Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
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I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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Twice I got thrown out of casino, literally thrown out by my feet thrown through the front door when I thought I had caught a cheater one night.
In a large university, there are as many deans and executive heads as there are schools and departments. Their relations to one another are intricate and periodic; in fact, "galaxy" is too loose a term: it is a planetarium of deans with the President of the University as a central sun. One can see eclipses, inner systems, and oppositions.
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
Cheating is cheating. Some coaches believe if you can get away with it, cheating is smart. I have no respect for those guys.
That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'
I'd not only be cheating myself, but I'd be cheating my teammates if I continued to make the money that I was making and wasn't producing or putting out to the level of payment that I was receiving. That's just me.
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If I was guilty of anything, it was cheating on my wife, and that was it.
I came to NYU to study experimental theater. Shortly thereafter, I was featured in a 'Newsweek' article about the emerging downtown club scene, and, well, that was it for NYU. I was off and running.
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The Democratic Party does not want anybody to have a photo ID because that would have a very negative impact on cheating! If you require a photo ID, that pretty much shuts out cheating. Well, it doesn't shut it out. It just makes it harder, and that's why they don't want it.
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