A Quote by Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Woody Allen

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Woody Allen
American - Director
Born: December 1, 1935

My favorite saying is, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him about your plans.'

Kirron Kher

I'm a firm believer in the saying that goes, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans,' kind of approach.

Jacob Collier

I always say, 'If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.' I couldn't be happier with where I ended up and how it worked out.

Brett Young

How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.

Marian Keyes

If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.

Iyanla Vanzant

If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.

Anne Lamott

If you want to make God happy, tell him your plans.

Neneh Cherry

I've told several writers this, and, again, I get back to it, but if you want to make God smile, tell him your plans.

Vin Scully

I've never guided my life. I've just been whipped along by the waves I'm sitting in. I don't make plans at all. Plans are what make God laugh. You can make plans, you can make so many plans, but they never go right, do they?

John Hurt

I wanted to be a psychologist. You know, I thought that's what I'd be doing and it just goes to show you that, if you tell God your plans, He will laugh in your face.

Gabourey Sidibe

One thing I've learned about the Marvel universe is that it's a little bit like God... if you want to make him laugh, just make a plan.

Clark Gregg

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh first, otherwise, they will shoot you. So I can tell you a joke and maybe you will laugh at the beginning. But it's not about telling jokes.

Sayed Kashua

Acquire the habit of speaking to God as if you were alone with Him, familiarly and with confidence and love, as to the dearest and most loving of friends. Speak to Him often of your business, your plans, your troubles, your fears - of everything that concerns you. Converse with Him confidently and frankly; for God is not wont to speak to a soul that does not speak to Him.