A Quote by Woody Allen
I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.
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Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with crab cracker, cocktail fork and a plastic bib for protection?
One night I was in bed-and remember that I'm on the second floor of a hotel-when I spotted this crab coming toward me across the floor, watching me with his beady little crab eyes. I think he wanted to get in bed with me.
So I made a request. I said to the writers, I have a minor request that I just want to play a loser.
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Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.
I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.
My only request is that I draw my last dollar and my last breath at the exact same moment.
Please do as I requested, only if you can do so with the joy of a little child feeding a hungry duck. Please do not do as I request if there is any taint of fear of punishment if you don't. Please do not do as I request to buy my love, that, is hoping that I will love you more if you do. Please do not do as I request if you will feel guilty if you don't. Please do not do as I request if you will feel shameful. And certainly do not do as I request out of any sense of duty or obligation.
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