A Quote by Woody Allen

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

Woody Allen

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Woody Allen
American - Director
Born: December 1, 1935

It is always wise to make too much potato salad. Even if you are cooking for two, make enough for five. Potato salad improves with age - that is, if you are lucky enough to have any left over.

Laurie Colwin

Im straight... But my girl a faggot... Potato on the barrel... Potato salad

Lil Wayne

You don't want to be like the motion picture exec who had so many people at his funeral, but they were there just make sure he was dead. Or how about the guy who, at his funeral, the priest said, "Won't anyone stand up and say anything nice for the deceased?" and finally someone said, "Well, his brother was worse."

Charlie Munger

The early days of being vegetarian meant ordering plain salads with vinaigrette and a baked potato. You could put the potato in the salad, and, if you were lucky, there were kidney beans.

Maggie Baird

Potato salad is very personal: everyone makes theirs differently.

Trisha Yearwood

A funeral is for those left behind. Sometimes, one wonders if the weeping is more out of fear for ourselves than it is sympathy for the deceased.

Ming-Dao Deng

Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a boy. Potato pie, potato custard, potatoes with potato sauce.

Cassandra Clare

High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly.

Barbara Kingsolver

For too long we have been taking, and the Earth has been giving. But that free-for-all, that all-you-can-eat buffet, it's over. The salad bar is closed.

Darren Aronofsky

Sometimes when I'm making a potato salad I don't boil my own potatoes, I take them straight out of a can.

Nadiya Hussain

My father is a great grandfather. He's a wonderful grandfather, but he's a terrible husband.

Pamela Anderson

I didn't leave home until 27. I was an only child raised in Philadelphia by my mother and grandmother. My grandmother controlled the stove. She made a lot of potato meals - mashed potato, potato souffle, potato pancakes. When we didn't have electricity, we ate romantically by candlelight.

Jill Scott

What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad bar, we have a lot in common. I like fresh produce, he likes to get fresh with produce. I like nuts on my salad, he likes to nut on his salad.