A Quote by Marianne Elliott
It would be quite interesting to use Kermit the Frog to act like a real frog. But it wouldn't produce captivating theatre.
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"How does one conquer fear, Don B.?"
"One takes a frog and sews it to one's shoe," he said.
"The left or the right?"
Don B. gave me a pitying look.
"Well, you'd look mighty funny going down the street with only one frog sewed to your shoes, wouldn't you?" he said. "One frog on each shoe."
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