Top 1151 Divorce Quotes & Sayings - Page 4
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Last updated on November 13, 2024.
I don't think anyone ever gets married thinking that they'll get a divorce.
A divorce is like a controlled explosion. Everyone on the outside is OK.
You know why divorce costs so much? Because it is worth it!
When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
I think divorce doesn't necessarily bring out the best in people.
The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
God hates divorce-always, forever, regardless, without exception.
Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.
Normally, I don't recommend me for wedding dresses – they all get a divorce.
People don't just stop playing Facebook games. They divorce them.
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Often people renew their vows because theyre on the verge of divorce.
In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure
Post-divorce, the world can feel harsh and full of jagged edges.
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
In stocks as in romance, ease of divorce is not a sound basis for commitment.
Living for ever would be like marrying yourself, with no possibility of a divorce.
When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault.
But as a kid you take it very personally when your parents divorce.
I lost 28 pounds in my divorce... because that's what a soul weighs.
If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule.
An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.
Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through.
I watched my mom suffer from a divorce where she depended on my father.
Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits.
It's weird being a photographer because you really have to divorce yourself from the image.
Obviously, you go through a lot of emotional turmoil in a divorce.
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
Immorality, violence, and divorce, with their accompanying sorrows, plague society worldwide.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
The fatal trait of the times is the divorce between religion and morality.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
Under Tunisian law, a woman can divorce her husband. Total equality.
I wish I'd heard about quickie divorce packs from Tesco's sooner.
Divorce is always terrible, but I haven't met anyone who went through it and isn't happier now.
'E.T.' began with me trying to write a story about my parents' divorce.
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
I had to divorce my husband, the prime minister. I found it terribly overwhelming.
Nick has said he would divorce me if I got Botox.
Sin and Hell are married unless repentance proclaims the divorce.
You can't go through a divorce and then get back together.
Now, after divorce with Tom Cruise, I can wear heels.
Going through divorce while shooting a reality show is terrible.
I had a romantic, 'Aren't I a good girl?' take on divorce, but the truth is that was stupid.
The two most painful things in my life are arthritis and divorce.
I come from divorce. I'm only doing marriage once. It's not a game for me.
My parents' divorce made an important change in my life. It affected me.
Divorce can be tough when the woman is the breadwinner. But the Lord can make the dark light.
A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.
Nobody wants to go through divorce, especially when there's young children involved.
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.
Divorce is something that I never dreamed would happen to me. But it did.
Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
