Top 1200 Awkward Situations Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

My awkward phase can be summed up in three words: Clear. Braces. College.

I'm a little bit awkward on Twitter; like, I'm never really sure what to say.

I was nerdy and awkward and didn't know how to talk to people - except online.

I feel like I'll never get over red carpets. They're so bizarre and awkward.

I suffered when I was in my late twenties and early thirties. I was awkward, I stuck out, I was nerdy.

Bundu is a very good fighter. He's experienced and technically sound, but he can be awkward.

The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.

I'm very awkward when I have time off. I don't know what to do with myself. It's weird not to work.

In the sallies of badinage a polite fool shines; but in gravity he is as awkward as an elephant disporting.

I am a very shy person, hence it feels awkward to approach people.

Human interaction is awkward and weird, even if it happens without a microphone or camera.

If you're putting the puck in an awkward place for someone, that's right away, advantage: you.

Trump can't string a single grammatical sentence together, and at the podium, he is lumpen and awkward.

I'm almost 40, so it's an awkward time in my career. You kind of hope it comes through and, if not, I'll be a waiter. Awesome.

You will be surprised to learn how some very knowing people have misunderstood Plotto. On glancing at it, some of the intelligentia have jumped at the false conclusion, that Plotto is a dictionary of situations, a mechanism that yields a cut and dried plot by the mere use of a thumb index. Plotto, to the contrary, merely suggests the situations for the plot, explains what is to be done through Purpose and Obstacle and even offers suggestions as to the way in which it should be done.

I am shy and self-conscious and awkward, so I think that's why I became a writer.

I hate letting goals in, and some of them have come in a bit of an awkward manner.

I can't imagine doing a DJ set and playing all my own stuff; it'd just be awkward.

I like parties, but I'm shy, and I often find myself standing around, feeling awkward.

If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.

I could be myself. I'm very shy and awkward. I think the best thing is to embrace it.

Some people would believe anything, especially if it eliminates awkward social and political problems.

You always have to reflect how you can become an awkward team to play against.

I love goofing off and being awkward. I have always enjoyed improv.

It is awkward to listen to oneself being praised, and I was always a shy man.

I want people to treat me as normally as they can. Anybody who doesn't, I feel awkward with.

If something can be said to make an awkward moment even worse, I'm going to say it.

It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.

I wanted to take the audience on a journey where that transition was funny and awkward. It's the same cynicism that [Strange] has.

'Feminism' is such an incredibly awkward word for us these days, isn't it? Not to be feminist would be bizarre, wouldn't it?

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

I've been on movies where I literally couldn't hear what the other actor was saying. It's very awkward.

I feel a bit awkward playing in a red shirt out at Wimbledon. But I don't dislike it.

The nourishment of Cezanne's awkward apples is in the tenderness and alertness they awaken inside us.

It's always awkward to pretend to play. I feel like Ashlee Simpson. Oooh, zing.

I grew up with people staring at me because I was such a tall, awkward girl.

I still feel awkward taking a selfie sometimes; it feels a little weird.

In Mississippi, you don’t admit that you’re gay. It’s just an awkward thing down South, which is sad.

Awkward conversations are painful, but they're way easier than divorce, resentment, and heartbreak.

Order is never observed; it is disorder which attracts attention because it is awkward and intrusive.

I don't want awkward shows with people looking at their phones or tweeting. That's something you should do at home.

I know this is awkward, but when you laugh after almost everything you say, it ends up undermining you.

I came out of the womb singing, dancing, and telling awkward jokes.

I find it really awkward to do a scene where I'm supposed to seem like I'm in love.

I would say I am unapologetically nerdy. I was always a little awkward.

I feel like I go through an awkward phase almost every day.

I always thought I was sort of awkward and goofy-looking. I'm still kind of gangly.

I'm a bad dater. I'm the most socially awkward person, like carrying on conversations and stuff.

Buggery was invented to fill that awkward hour between evensong and cocktails.

When all of a sudden, people say, 'Wow, you look nice,' and carry on, it's shocking. Really awkward.

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Usually, the energy in elevators is so awkward; I mean, I can't imagine the politics in the ones in the Conde Nast building.

Order is never observed; it is disorder that attracts attention because it is awkward and intrusive.

Usually, the energy in elevators is so awkward; I mean, I cant imagine the politics in the ones in the Conde Nast building.

I spent most of my adolescence feeling awkward but never once mentioned it.

I feel very awkward about receiving attention for the wrong reasons.

My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.

I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends. - Guy Endore

“And I,” declared the SawHorse, filling in an awkward pause, “am only remarkable because I can't help it.”