Top 642 Bathroom Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on December 4, 2024.
Like a bathroom singer, I am a closet artist, but you need time to paint.
I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come?
Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom.
Love is something that hangs up behind the bathroom door and smells of Lysol.
I'm on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my face.
At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom.
I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.
I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.
Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.
After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.
My house always had at least 14 people in it. And one bathroom. So I didn't really want to be home.
I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.
I was a 'bathroom actor' and people used to laugh at me, listening to my lofty aims and ambitions.
If I'm in a social situation where I'm triggered, I go into the bathroom and move and shake and breathe.
The pool table, like bathroom graffiti and horrible lighting, is a dive bar staple.
In my childhood, we had only one toilet. It was my dream then to have a good bathroom where you can have undisturbed bath.
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Guys always follow me into the bathroom and ask for pictures and stuff.
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
It is easier for me to take ten good pictures in an airplane bathroom than in the gardens at Versailles.
I do not think it is appropriate for teenage boys and girls to share the same bathroom.
I love a bathroom and fluffy bathrobe. Bear Grylls and camping... that's not me!
I am a sweater. I sweat making dinner and going to the bathroom and everything.
The angle we give the bathroom mirror is always meant to flatter.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue!
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
Sometimes when we're flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom.
One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor.
Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
There were eleven kids, and we all shared a bathroom. It was enough to drive us all insane.
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style.
I've never turned blue in someone else's
bathroom. I consider that the height of bad
manners.
I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.
And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order.
The tobacco markets I worked in were segregated. If you went to the bathroom, there was 'White,' there was 'Colored,' and there was 'Other.' I grew up in that.
At the premieres, I always watch the audience. If a child asks to go to the bathroom, I know I've failed.
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.
I grew up in Gladstone, Alabama, on a dirt road, with an outside bathroom.
The only time it gets weird is which bathroom do I go into sometimes.
I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.
Asked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom.
I was born in a 10x10 room of a chawl, and we shared a common bathroom with other people in the neighbourhood.
Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.
In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.
I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.
As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.
Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)
If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there.
I completely bombed the audition... I was insecure, stopping and starting. I went to the bathroom and cried.
My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
