Top 1200 Being Fat Quotes & Sayings - Page 15

I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

It's good that fat schoolchildren are no longer bullied, but it's worrying if they feel it's OK to be large because no one is pointing it out.

You must always have great, secret, big fat hopes for yourself in love and in life. The bigger, the better.

I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so.

When I got into the sport I was so fat that my manager said he should send me to boot camp to lose the weight!

As they advanced (towards the fountain) one after another of Bastian's Fastastican gifts fell away from him. The strong, handsome, fearless hero became the small, fat, timid boy. (...) But then he jumped into the crystal-clear water... He drank till his thrist was quenched. And joy filled him from head to foot, the joy of living and the joy of being himself. He was new born. And the best part of it was that he was now the very person he wanted to be. If he had been free to choose, he would have chosen to be no one else.

When feeding time comes around, there is nothing a hawk likes better than a nice, fat, peaceful dove.

I think if there's anything that can help fat kids get out of the house and anybody to move, it's a positive thing.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face.

None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back.

What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists.

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat cat bankers on Wall Street.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

I wonder why rich people always grow fat I suppose it's because there's nothing to worry them.

I've been fat since fourth grade and bullied for it, but I still knew I couldn't represent every kids' experience.

I stand for body confidence and against fat shaming, but I will not support people who live on bad cholesterol.

Well, no athlete respects a big, fat coach who's going to stand there and rest the watch on his stomach.

When I was four years old, I remember looking in the mirror and running my fingers over my stomach and thinking I was fat.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

If you don't make yourself irreplaceable, somebody will replace you. Being different is being remembered. Being the same is being forgotten.

I don't think it's good to constantly talk about your own weight and the fact that you look fat in jeans.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

After we have calmly stood by and allowed monopolies to grow fat, we should not be asked to make them bloated.

Being attractive for a few hours some evening is hardly worth being that unattractive all day (in hot rollers). Being yourself and being natural with a man is wonderful, but being downright unattractive with him is foolish.

It's absolutely disgusting how these reality stars think they can get fat and then thin quickly for money.

Though 'Fat City' was written long before cellphones or the Internet, its human apparatus is state of the art.

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

A chest of gold coins or a fat wallet of bills is of no use whatsoever to a wrecked sailor alone on a raft.

I hope something happens. I'm restless as the devil and have a horror of getting fat or falling in love and growing domestic.

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.

just because people are fat, it doesn't mean they are well fed. The cheapest foods are the fattening ones, not the most nourishing.

A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.

It's really irrelevant, but I wouldn't want to be stick thin. It's better to have bit of fat on your face when you get older.

There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.

Usually, you'll have a show like the 'King of Queens,' and there'll be one really fat guy, but at least he has a beautiful wife - they balance it out.

As I was growing up, it was made clear that the fat me wasn't welcome, that a thin person was expected and awaited, and impatiently so.

I was fat and ugly and never 'wanted to hook up - for a gay guy that's unheard of. I was like a monk or a priest.

Based means being yourself. Not being scared of what people think about you. Not being afraid to do what you wanna do. Being positive.

My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank.

Standing as a witness in all things means being kind in all things, being the first to say hello, being the first to smile, being the first to make the stranger feel a part of things, being helpful, thinking of others' feelings, being inclusive.

Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits.

Lie and tell the waiter that you're deathly allergic to butter. This way you can enjoy the steak without all the excess fat.

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.

My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living.

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

I really don't follow a strict diet; I just watch my fat intake and stay away from fried foods.

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area.

Usually, two or three hours after getting offstage, I'll begin the eating process: usually carbohydrates, protein, and fat.

I had to prove that I could understand other aspects of human beings and not just little fat girls.

The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.

My fat cells have a memory like Einstein! I'm proof that surgery is not a magic potion. There are many ways to sabotage it.

What is spiritual experience? A snowflake melting, a bee sucking honey, a fat man at a traffic light. Trivia.

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.