Top 1200 Cat And Bones Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

If a cat had a halo, it would probably wear it around it's tail. It makes a statement.

A cat has a reputation to protect. If it had a halo, it would be worn cocked to one side.

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.

My love is a hummingbird sitting that quiet moment on the bough, as the same cat crouches.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

You never saw such a crazy cat. 'Up the wall' took on a literal meaning.

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

I'll get there, if I leave everything but my bones behind," said Sam. "And I'll carry Mr. Frodo up myself, if it breaks my back and heart.

If you're an old cat around young girls, you got to have somethin' to bring to the table.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

Think not that humility is weakness; it shall supply the marrow of strength to thy bones. Stoop and conquer; bow thyself and become invincible.

Down to the Puritan marrow of my bones There's something in this richness that I hate. I love the look, austere, immaculate, Of landscapes drawn in pearly monotones.

Two bones fell down my chimney and into the bedroom this morning. Hysterical thing to happen to a thriller writer. Murderous ravens perhaps?

There are many worse friends than the soft, silent, furry, cat-folk.

Did we not all grow up saying we had to have four glasses of whole milk a day for healthy bones? It's ridiculous. It's liquid cholesterol.

Young bones groan And the rocks below say, "Throw your white body down!" But I'm going to meet the one I love At last

Talking about the past is like a cat's trying to explain climbing down a ladder.

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.

When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.

There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon.

In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.

In Paris one could have the eyes of a cat (as he did) and tell people it was a trick of fashion.

I am a dog and a cat lover; doesn't matter which animal it is but dogs are cuter at times.

I challenge you to a duel!” screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier.

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?

The dinosaurs aren't remembered for much more than their bones. When humanity's gone, what do we give to this little planet that we're on, and what could we do collectively, removing the pride?

Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails.

I'm an old school cat. I'm a fan of Richard Pryor and also Redd Foxx.

The Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat: If you offer him pheasant he would rather have grouse. If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat, If you put him in a flat then he'd rather have a house. If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat, If you set him on a rat then he'd rather chase a mouse. Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat - And there isn't any call for me to shout it: For he will do As he do do And there's no doing anything about it!

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.

There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig.

It would be hard to say that exactly, but antinatalism is a reality in my life, not just an interesting idea. I can feel it in the chilled and weary marrow of my bones.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

It's true to say that once I've got the bare bones of a story, I often get ideas from my own research trips to faraway places.

I feel so bad about my MBE now that I am going to tie it around my cat.

Bigfoot does not exist because there would be evidence left behind - hair, feces, bones, kills, offspring, a carcass - if it did.

If I could play any character from the book though it’d be Church. Who wouldn’t want to be a cat?!

If you are ignorant enough, you can walk like a cat on the slippery roof-ridge of danger.

He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

History is fond of her grandchildren, for it offers them the marrow of the bones, which the previous generation had hurt its hands in breaking.

The muscles are connected with the bones, cartilages, ligaments, and skin, either directly or through the intervention of fibrous structures called tendons or aponeuroses.

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

In my fantasies, I always wanted to play the ingenue, but in reality, in my bones, I am so used to playing the grandmother that I don't feel safe or even sure that I can do it

In my fantasies, I always wanted to play the ingenue, but in reality, in my bones, I am so used to playing the grandmother that I don't feel safe or even sure that I can do it.

The cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see.

Cat tongues are awesome." --Nellie Gomez, The 39 Clues, Beyond The Grave

Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knee Willie, you know they're gonna be there. Sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billy, they'll be coming up for air.

A cat who turns her nose up at bread does not deserve meat.

There is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage.

Baby, this town rips the bones from our back it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap. We got to get out while we're young.

It was soon noticed that when ever there was work to be done the cat could never be found.

Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones.