Top 1200 Cat And Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

Any responsive, intelligent cat can be trained.

Is nature a giant cat? If so, who strokes its back?

Curiosity did not kill the cat all by itself.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

I'm a real pussy cat - with an iron tail.

Like a cat I have nine times to die.

To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

My mom is a big scaredy cat, and I inherited that from her.

Severus, please fetch me the strongest truth potion you posess, then go down to the kitchen and bring up the house elf called Winky. Minerva, kindly go down to Hagrids house where you will find a large black dog sitting in the pumpkin patch. Take the dog up to my office, tell him I will be with him shortly, then come back here.

Hang sorrow, care'll kill a cat.

Like a cat on a hot tin roof.

She looked up, her face pink as a Christmas ham. “You ever try chasing down a car?” she gasped. “I’ll one-up you. I gave Scott my hot dog and asked if he’d go to Summer Solstice with me.” “What does the hot dog have to do with anything?” “I said he’d be a wiener if he didn’t go with me.” Vee wheezed laughter. “I’d have run harder had I known I’d get to see you call him a wiener.

If your cat's speaking Latin, you might have a problem.

During the season, you just grind, it's a cat-and-mouse game.

A cat and a Bible, and nobody needs to be lonely.

Even thinking back to the age of ten, I found myself more interested in sex than the other children I knew. When I saw one dog jump on top of another dog, I wanted to watch. I found it exciting; I found it stimulating. I was really curious about nudity. I was really curious about breasts. I was really curious about what was under the clothes. I'd go into the hamper and look at my mother's underwear, her conical bras.

Greed, envy, sloth, pride and gluttony: these are not vices anymore. No, these are marketing tools. Lust is our way of life. Envy is just a nudge towards another sale. Even in our relationships we consume each other, each of us looking for what we can get out of the other. Our appetites are often satisfied at the expense of those around us. In a dog-eat-dog world we lose part of our humanity.

I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

I had a cat called Pushkin when I was growing up.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

You may own a cat, but cannot govern one.

If I'm a crazy cat lady, so be it. I'm very proud.

Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag.

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.

The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.

No cat purrs unless someone is around to listen.

The long run is what puts the tiger in the cat.

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Then a dog began to howl somewhere in a farmhouse far down the road, a long, agonized wailing, as if from fear. The sound was taken up by another dog, and then another and another, till, borne on the wind which now sighed softly through the Pass, a wild howling began, which seemed to come from all over the country, as far as the imagination could grasp it through the gloom of the night.

And I like a mouse who has taken a cat for its tutor.

I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig.

My cat did that the other day when he came in from the garden.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

An old cat sports not with her prey.

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.

A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

A cat is only technically an animal, being divine.

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'

Curiosity doesn't kill the cat; it kills the competition.

Multiple cat households are a good thing.

I've got a little cat, and I'm very fond of that.

You look like the vamp who bled the cat.

A friend told me of visiting the Dalai Lama in India and asking him for a succinct definition of compassion. She prefaced her question by describing how heart-stricken she'd felt when, earlier that day, she'd seen a man in the street beating a mangy stray dog with a stick. "Compassion," the Dalai Lama told her, "is when you feel as sorry for the man as you do for the dog."

There's a lot of cat videos. Cats are just hilarious.

The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.

I was like a cat always climbing the wrong tree.

I could scream down 90 mountains to less than dust if only one living human had eyes in the head and heart in the body, but there is no chance, my god, no chance. rat with rat dog with dog hog with hog, play the piano drunk listen to the drunk piano, realize the myth of mercy stand still as even a child's voice snarls and we have not been fooled, it was only that we wanted to believe.

I want to be a person that isn't surrounded by their mail and their cat.

I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.

Wherever a cat sits, there shall happiness be found.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

We're both cat lovers [with Marilyn Manson].

The cat always leaves a mark on his friend.

This is all you need in life: a computer, a camera, and a cat.

You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.