Top 1200 Cat Lady Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

There are many worse friends than the soft, silent, furry, cat-folk.

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

I've got allergy pills upstairs in my room, and it says 'For Cat Work' right on it.

If I could play any character from the book though it’d be Church. Who wouldn’t want to be a cat?!

It was soon noticed that when ever there was work to be done the cat could never be found.

The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity.

A cat has to be in a very bad mood if a human cannot coax him to purr.

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

Hillary Scott from Lady Antebellum is like my big sister.

Except in streetcars one should never be unnecessarily rude to a lady.

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.

Lady of the Mere, Sole-sitting by the shores of old romance.

Being first lady is the hardest unpaid job in the world.

If a cat had a halo, it would probably wear it around it's tail. It makes a statement.

He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

My children, if you desire perseverance, be devout to our Blessed Lady.

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

Curiosity might have killed the cat, but little girls usually fared much better.

Room to swing a cat, it seemed was absolutely essential. It was an infrequent but indispensable operation.

Music is another lady that talks charmingly and says nothing.

A cat who turns her nose up at bread does not deserve meat.

The cat makes himself the companion of your hours of solitude, melancholy and toil.

My love is a hummingbird sitting that quiet moment on the bough, as the same cat crouches.

The bad jazz that a cat blows wails long after he’s cut out.

I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.

I'm the lucky lady that was asked to be in those wonderful iconic pieces.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.

If you're an old cat around young girls, you got to have somethin' to bring to the table.

I'm an old school cat. I'm a fan of Richard Pryor and also Redd Foxx.

Finish, good lady; the bright day is done, And we are for the Dark.

Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails.

Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.

And when a lady's in the case, You know, all other things give place.

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.

On Becoming a 'Lady': What every mother wants her daughter to be.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

And didn't they say that, although curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought the beast back?

While the cat's away, you may find the rats getting damned uppity.

Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.

When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.

The Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat: If you offer him pheasant he would rather have grouse. If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat, If you put him in a flat then he'd rather have a house. If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat, If you set him on a rat then he'd rather chase a mouse. Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat - And there isn't any call for me to shout it: For he will do As he do do And there's no doing anything about it!

A black-sharded lady keeps me in a parrot cage.

I challenge you to a duel!” screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?

There is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage.

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

A lovely lady, garmented in light From her own beauty.

If you are ignorant enough, you can walk like a cat on the slippery roof-ridge of danger.

But I killed you,” Alyss said. “Did you?” Red turned to The Cat. “Why wasn’t I informed?

You know you are a sweet little heart breaker, foxy lady.

There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig.

Fate has it in for me to be an exhibit: that funny old lady from the telly.