Top 82 Caviar Quotes & Sayings

Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.

I eat leftover caviar by hand, with baked potato, like peasants.

When I go out, I love steak and caviar.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

In nineteenth-century Russia, sauerkraut was valued more than caviar.

Television is a golden goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. Anyway, more people like scrambled eggs than caviar.

The South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar --- that's grits --- and good-looking women.

Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Test matches to me are the caviar compared to the fast food stuff. Having the ability and the constitution to triumph over five days is what it's all about.

When I'm in the bathtub, I could have my champagne here and my caviar, just to be glamorous enough. I work really hard and I deserve everything.

I hate caviar. Ugh! The freebase of food!

Those big-shot writers ... could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

Those things don't happen today. I feel sorry for the kids in the industry today. They have on sunglasses, eat caviar in jet planes, but they'll never know the true feeling that we did.

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you’ve got seems like oatmeal to their caviar.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

I'm not a food-optional person. People who forget to eat meals are like aliens to me and, even now, in the age of Seamless and Caviar, I have a hard time relying on strangers to feed me.

I guess, as they say, I never acquired a taste for [caviar].

The caviar was very high quality. I made an acting decision on the spot that Ismay was a big eater.

Oh, princes thrive on caviar, the poor on whey and curds, / And politicians, I infer, must eat their windy words. / It's crusts that feed the virtuous, it's cake that comforts sinners, / But writers live on bread and praise at Literary Dinners.

I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar.

My favorite snack is caviar.

Pointless. . . . Like giving caviar to an elephant.

All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.

My mother certainly loves caviar, but I think that's generational - they grew up thinking it's romantic or sophisticated or something.

I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar.

One can be unhappy before eating caviar, even after, but at least not during.

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes.

For me, true luxury can be caviar or a day with no meetings, no appointments and no schedule.

God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day.

I should be soaring away with my head tilted slightly toward the gods, feeding on the caviar of Shakespeare. An actor must act.

Hollywood has always seen Sondheim as a caviar brand unsuitable for a popcorn industry.

I love quinoa. It's great, it cooks like rice and is better than caviar.

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.

Ah, Caviar! I keep on eating it, but can never get my fill. Like olives. It's a lucky thing it's not salty.

With caviar, you place a blob of it on sour cream or on a lettuce leaf and everyone is happy. I'm trying to get away from that.

I've never watched a race live from Ascot. I used to make sure I didn't miss Black Caviar run, but that wasn't at Ascot.

I don't feel the need for unusual or glamorous foods like caviar, and I tend more towards ordinary, satisfying food.

Children never lie...I remember my daughter standing in her crib the first time I gave her caviar. I put it on bread. She ate it and said, "Encore, Papa."

What good are vitamins? Eat a lobster, eat a pound of caviar - live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brains at all, don't be afraid. Marry her! Live!

Since truffle oil and caviar aren't always in the budget, learning to tweak and enhance just a few ingredients and flavor combinations can help you transform those ordinary ingredients into the extraordinary!

Fame to me certainly is only a temporary and a partial happiness ... fame is not really for a daily diet, that's not what fulfills you. It warms you a bit but the warming is temporary. It's like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have to have it every meal and every day.

Caviar's sexy.

I'm Russian: I'm into men, diamonds, and caviar.

If you have caviar, the way to eat it is by the spoonful. Don't combine it with shrimp, pomegranate seeds and huitlacoche.

Mr. Rockefeller is due to entertain munificently at breakfast, and make his pitch. My advice to one invited guest was: Order caviar, and then say No.

Have caviar if you like, but it tastes like herring to me.

Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress.

I like to work really hard and then earn the good life. I actually enjoy it. If you're eating caviar all the time, it doesn't taste good anymore.

I have a disgracefully sweet tooth. My younger brother and I, all we care about are puddings. You can keep your smoked salmon and caviar.

It was part of theTexas ritual? We know about champagne and caviar but we talk hog and hominy.

Always do the things you fear the most. Courage is an acquired taste, like caviar.

Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.

Fame is like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal.

If you're poor, potato chips are the food of life for you. It's the caviar.

Caviar used to be my drug of choice, but since my husband is on a no-salt diet, I've kind of given it up. I still have dreams of sitting down and gorging, though. I love it with a good vodka; I don't like it with champagne.

When a man is starving in the streets he is not thinking of bread and water, but of caviar and champagne!

In my view, nineteen pounds of old books are at least nineteen times as delicious as one pound of fresh caviar.