Top 1200 Drunk Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
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Last updated on December 12, 2024.
Women can resist a man's love, a man's fame, a man's personal appearance, and a man's money, but they cannot resist a man's tongue when he knows how to talk to them.
I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.
Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.
I don't drink and haven't since I was younger so trying to remember what it feels like and act drunk was fun.
You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
I do not have to be high to be great. I do not have to be drunk to have a good idea. I can sit with my thoughts and not feel crazy. I can do it... I can do it without the dope.
Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think.
I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much.
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.
Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination
Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.
You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.
I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.
I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk.
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.
At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen.
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)
I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk.
I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.
It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape.
A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.
I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.
For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
We would not have 'America's Funniest Home Videos' without drunk brides and grooms falling into cakes.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations.
She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her.
Wars are not acts of God. They are caused by man, by man-made institutions, by the way in which man has organized his society. What man has made, man can change.
I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that, it was me.
Many police officers watch for vehicles without headlights because it's a telltale of a drunk driver.
I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.
I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying.
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?
The spirit he has shown has been second to none.
(on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge)
It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.
Ed Balls is like a drunk trying to drink his way out of alcoholism.
I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it.
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit.
Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.
He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.
In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.
I don't want to look out and perform in front of people who are drunk. I did that when I was playing little clubs.
I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment.
What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're drunk they will be grounded for time immemorial.
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime.
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.
Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.
